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Beach.... because:
Salt water is amazing on the skin
love the sound of waves
feel one with nature
you can look out and see water as far as the eyes can see
topless hotties look better by the beach

Pool unless Reggae Shark is at the beach. What? You don't know Reggae Shark? Enjoy...

Oh I am familiar!

Thank God

sheriff fell down his throat ...dayum !!

😂 Such a great video

I prefer the beach.. nature wins over man made everyday. Just need to make sure I’m not at the same beach as @abh12345 😬

How about you Bernie? What’s your pleasure?

Pool, because


  ·  6 years ago (edited)

I actually prefer a Lake, but only a specific lake. This lake is particularly big and we call it the beach. It's a fresh water lake, so no salty waves in my mouth. It's called Lake Superior. That's my beach. Littered with fancy gemstones and agates.

If it's a pool, I go for a water park. Pools are funner with slides. Being in the winter land, I'm not going for any polar plunges...so winters = water park and summers = beach.

Being from Florida, I will also typically choose not to swim because that lake, in my opinion, stays super cold through a good portion of the summer. I am not a fan of cold water. I'm a pansy when it comes to cold water. Unless I'm drinking it. Then it's gotta be super ice cold.

Beach! It's got more open space where you can walk. Also, there are more animals around. If the water is warm enough to swim in, you might see fish, or even a turtle.

I like beach more, the sound of the waves is the best concert that nature has given us a hug my beautiful manzanita @barniesanders

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Beach. First off there is a gradient to how deep you can go in the water, second off people piss in pools.

Pool! No sand in the sambos.

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

Beach cause pools are full of pee. Me no like pee

fish pee in ocean ?

Pool, or else you may get nibbled by a shark
Image result for shark funny

I like the beach more. I don't like the artificial smell and flavour of pool water, even if I'm not drinking it. Salty water is also annoying, but it's in the open, there is sun, there is sand, there is wind. There are waves and it's more dynamic overall, more fun.

But let's not forget about sand:

Waterpark, I like waterslides so pool I guess if I have to choose. The beach is always dirty.

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

I was Pool, now I am Sea.

Fucking in the sea means less chance of Urethritis.

Ya learn something new every day...

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

I wish i had this knowledge a month ago!

you gots urethra itis now ?

I love both.Beacause fresh water gives you freshness.

Pool...cuz no sand in vagina that way...

Is there something you're not telling us?

Pool
The temperature is more stable than beach

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Never been to both.

Pool.. beaches give you more infections
nowadays. Plus any women topless is an old ugly saggy feminist

Pool I hate salt water plus cant drink on the beaches of Los Angeles

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Beach, chlorine is toxic.

Beach..... It is more natural.

Beach!

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Beach. There're water freshness and natural.

Beach because I surf and it’s 3 roads Away lol

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I never used to mind pools when I was a kid but these days they're all indoor, covered pools and I can't stand the smell or the humidity so it's the beach for me - except I now live two hours away from the nearest beach FML

Pool, I rather swim in just pee. The ocean has so many dead animals. So that's blood, pee, shit, bodies etc. Plus I lifegaurds see more clearly in a pool then ocean can take you away and RIP.

Beach. Diffused child pee for the win.

Neither one, you can drown in that crap.

Beach !
cause pool full of pee poop :)

Pool because of pollution :D

if the pool is more limited number of people then pool cause otherwise get ready for a pee festival. Sea depending on where you live. If you are in Australia then stay in pool you don't want any sharks! If you are from Greece there is no point in having a pool, chances are that whenever you are in an 1 hour distance max you gonna find a sea

Pool. Most of the time, natural waters are too fucking cold here.

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Pool...
Less sand and salt

Pool!

I just prefer a game on a pool table above swimming.

It depends on what I´m going to be doing. If it is a day out with my friends that love voleiball as much as I do , then we go to the beach 100% of the times, but if I´m with hold friends that never touched a ball, then pool is the best option... I hate swimming on the ocean, too risky and not that different from a pool.

I prefer the Pool - because I can see the ground and I can see the fishes, so if they are hungry and want to eat me I can quickly get out 😊
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For chilling the beach but for swimming the pool! I've seen too many shark movies and decided im not a shark person

Oh to hell with pools. I have a pool at my vacation house i use only during summer and god damn is that pool a pain in my ass. When i built it, i thought it would be a cool thing to have, chilling by the pool, drinking cool beer.
HELL NO! Every year before summer i have shovels of fucking frogs to throw out. Their shit and tadpoles stuck to the tiles. First you need to get rid of the shit filled, tadpole filled rain water using a bucket since the pool pump wont pull the water out if its not filled to a certain level. Then you collect the damned frogs and throw them out because the stupid bastards only know how to go down the steps in the pool but cant get up the stairs for some reason.



Then you fill up the pool to 1/2 and throw out the water, then fill it up again, add the chemicals you need, and once thats done you can use it....

But still, you have to be there every few days to clean the skimmers, backwash the filter if needed, check on the chloride levels in the water, PH, etc or algae starts showing up, and when you have 30 guest vacation house capacity, with temperatures of 35 celsius plus during August, and kids start pissing in the pool, you must be on constant watch that the pool wont turn green...
I cant explain how much of a pain in the ass that is.

So yeah:

FUCK POOLS!

pool for me coz pool clearly showing deep end. In fact I can diving under the floor.

Pool, because the water isn't salty.

Beach. Pool is full with chemical and pee..