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My man is coming home on Tuesday after 3 years of being in a LDR - am I a happy girl or what?

Did you know if you put viagra in a vase of flowers, they will stand up straight a week longer than normal?

I guess you would have to call your local florist if its more than 6 hours?

perfect shot hahahha

After 4 hours they should see a florist.

I met @papa-pepper

Now you know!

You should have told him that I beat you at "basketball!"

You don't know that in my country Holland they have more bicycles then people!!

hahahhahha Love it

@Brianphobos is better at handling snakes than you may think!

Squid brains are doughnut shaped, and their esophagus runs through it. If a squid eats something too big it can get brain damage.

LOL, wtf?

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Wtf :D

That is unfortunate. But what can you do when everything is crammed into one big bulb. What that means is that if you did surgery on a squid, you'd have to be a generalist.

did you know that if you put a tea bug into a cup of coffee you can reverse time by 11 years?

The heart of a blue whale is about the size of a VW beetle.

I can do magic.

I could probably tell you something about me, but I doubt that would interest you. I make music I'm kinda krazy and I do things like art and stuff. Lol But did you know this place existed called hospital rock? It's a place located in the sequoia national park and was home to many potwisha native Americans. See my latest post for pictures of the place it's quite fascinating being a historical site and all. That's all for now bye then. Nice to share a thought with you anyhow. Be well

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Did you know the real Bernie Sanders was the top paid dancer at Chippendale's for years and was the inspiration for magic mike?

Did you know that the elephant ear plant or Alocasia Macrorrhiza is an edible plant.
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I am 52 years old, and you are younger!

The plant name "Lajalu" in india when we touch this plant then the leaves of this plant are automatically erased

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There's a fairly cool electropop song called "Stakeout" by Freezepop, and they have this same request in the chorus.

Boys will come and boys will go.
Tell me something I don't know!

This song is on my @actifit playlist - good for moving fast!

The blue whale has the largest penis in the animal kingdom.[1] It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 2.4 metres (7 ft 10 in) to 3 metres (9.8 ft) and a diameter of 30 centimetres (12 in) to 36 centimetres (14 in).

So I assume you can be proud when someone calls you a whale.

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I love u

Usually idiots dont know that there idiots.

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Truth is what one chooses to believe....

I'm Batman

@berniesanders is the king of the steem world

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Did you know you are 1 person out of 7.7 Billion people on 1 planet, out of 8 planets, orbiting 1 star, out of 300 billion stars in 1 galaxy, out of 200 billion galaxies!

How do you know that?

Human count is online, Everything else is just research. Plus out of those galaxies we have univereses and we think we have only one but what if that has millions and so on and so fourth.

e^(pi*i) + 1 = 0

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You have a lot of confidence in the Steemit Team (Lol)...

On a serious note, you love this platform..

Pigs orgasms can last for like 50mins

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That explains a lot...

Lol no wonder they’re so darn tasty

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Lol no wonder they’re so darn tasty

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wish I was a pig..

Lol don’t we all! Clearly we got a short end of the stick! I’ll trade having thumbs any day

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well maybe we can transplant pig's stick on humans.. I doubt we would get anything done in that case...

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Did you know that penguins have knees?

Maybe you don't know the quest for extreme selfies killed 259 people between 2011 and 2017, a 2018 global study has revealed.

Did you know that my country (Greece) has approximately 6000 islands?

Do you know you fucking fun to socialise with on steem? 😎

I am Donald trump.... Hahaha

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Her face is beautiful and sweet. At first glance, the face of this girl named Me, looks like a Japanese school girl in general. However, there is something unique about him.

Maybe you are curious, why is this girl so unique and even weird. Because every time you see, there is nothing strange that makes us curious. But who would have thought, if this beautiful girl was not real.

😀
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A schoolteacher told police that claims she had sex with a teenage pupil in an aeroplane toilet made her "feel sick"

eat ripe banana with a pump. LOL

Because they have similar protein composition blood can be used as an egg substitute!

Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a monday!
Oh yeah it's thursday... and I don't have a heart!

Did you know that around 95% of the world's currency is produced by banks (like Bank of America, and not by central banks (like the Fed)?

Take a glass of chocolate with lemon and onion. Cheer

Even though you and I may be at different ages, it's an illusion. It's an illusion because we always existed. Energy can not be created or destoyed. Thus we all don't have a true age. Just the measurement of our expressions of being to one state to the other.

The revolution starts at midnight

There is no spoon!

There is no spoon!

I can barely swim.

Some species of fish can walk on the ground

Love exists

I love someone.

You don't know dear i am a singer

ahan singer 😍🤟💣💥

This Knight's favourite fruit is the 'orange'. 🍊

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SMT test is coming after 3 months. It will be a next stop after hf20

I'm a lot cooler when I drink.

yeah you dont know that no one upvotes me :p hahah

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Do you know am more skillful than both Lionel Messi of Argentina and Cristiano Ronaldo of Portugal?

Funny thing about golf - The goal of golf actually is to play as little golf as possible.

You don't know I ever existed not until now, you don't know my complexion, you don't know am freaking skinny, you don't know my country Nigeria is a joke, and lastly you don't know have been hoping you bless me with your upvote someday.

Got bit in the face by a snake today....

“Almost” is the longest word in English with all the letters in alphabetical order

There is a type of parasite that reproduces in mammals, usually sheep and cows, but needs to disperse somehow. So, the parasite comes out in the poop in the field and waits to be eaten by snails.

The snails get irritated and create a kind of gelatinous gooball to expel the parasite from its body where it attracts ants who then gobble it up and become infected. The ant then works as usual during the day, and then every night turns into a zombie, climbs up a stalk of grass and sits there waiting all night.

When day breaks, it climbs back down and acts as a normal worker ant again, repeating this process until a sheep or cow eats that blade of grass with the infected ant on it, allowing the parasite to reproduce again.

Fun fact, humans can also be infected in the right circumstances, with one guy getting infected after drinking a bottle of water infected with ants... Don't ask, I guess.

Flies has teeths

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The average cost per byte roughly estimated for comments is about 420,000 but I prefer 450,000. Also that I forgot that actifit only votes above 5000 steps and posted with only 30 to go. WTF