Laughter attacks with English funny poem

I have found some funny poems in English .
I give you a link to go and read and enjoy funny poems...
First is
DOGS IN STREET:
All doggies go to heaven (or so I've been told).
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight...
Website link...
https://www.familyfriendpoems.com
The poem when I am old very funny read it and enjoy...
WHEN I AM OLD:
When I'm old and mankey,
I'll never use a hanky.
I'll wee on plants
and soil my pants.
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