(IJCH) Yeah-Hey! Zoe Saldana Gets Her Own Star on the Walk of Fame (or How Hollywood gets it right - Sometimes) - Props to Zoe and Light Humor

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IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head (meaning: My warped, personal opinions and musings)

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From the Author:

Salutations.

I am JaiChai.

And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.

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I invite you to interact with everyone, learn, and have as much fun as possible!

For my returning online friends, "It's always great to see you again!"

Thoughts About Hollywood

I've never been a fan of the Hollywood Propaganda machine.

I mean, with the amount of money (AKA: Political Power) that Hollywood wields to forcibly and shamelessly push their own agenda, it always surprises me when they actually do something I agree with.

Granted, I do admire the way Hollywood has never backed down from a fight (e.g., the communist witch trials led by McCarthy and the continual war with homo-phobic, hate groups).

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But as a retired military man, it always struck me as quite odd that the release of war movies always coincided with current (or soon-to-be) military skirmishes around the globe.

And whenever the military was short on hard to recruit specialists, movies like "Top Gun" or "Navy Seals" would miraculously materialize.

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Imagine that?

Nevertheless, I was delighted to hear about Zoe Saldana's Star on the Hollywood "Walk of Fame".

But first this urgent message...

Three of My Favorite Contemporary African-American Actresses

The first of my favorite African-American actresses (meaning: Prime "Spank Bank" Hall of Fame material was Halle Barry.

Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy Halle's dramatic acting, but let's face it, Halle is hot!

In November 2003, she was named #1 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World" Poll (IMHO, brilliant judges, no?).

I distinctly enjoy this from "Swordfish" -

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Checkout the video of the scene

And for those who were Bottle-Fed

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Here's a video about that $500,000 topless scene -

(Yup. That'll work. The fantasies are rolling in now!)

Shit, where was I in this article?

Oh yeah, "Three of My Favorite Contemporary African-American Actresses".

Charge on, shall we?

After Halle, I became enamored with Jada Pinkett (Smith).

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Sexy

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Cute

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Absolutely Beautiful

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And then there's Zoe Saldana...

Holy Shit!

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Damn, what was this article about again?

Oh yeah. Sorry 'bout that.

Zoe Saldana Gets Her Own Star on the Walk of Fame!

I must confess, Zoe in "Columbiana" was ultra-hot! I mean, what's sexier than women and weapons?

I rest my case...

In closing, I'm delighted for Zoe and going forward, I hope Hollywood keeps "getting it right".

For some related humor about me and these women, see:

"(IJCH) I Finally Decided To Quit Stressing! - Neurotic Humor"

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https://steemit.com/humor/@jaichai/ijch-i-finally-decided-to-quit-stressing-neurotic-humor

Parting Shots

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Damn! Even as a green alien or blue avater, Zoe is so freakin' sexy! Captain Kirk, eat your heart out!!

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By JaiChai

Thanks for stopping by.

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About the Author

Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.

In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.

After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.

Since then, he's been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).

He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.

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