Oh Tally Ho.
Of late, the Popcorn Lobotomy channel has featured an excess of specious conspiracy theories about so called "elites".
As one of "modestly accumulated wealth" myself, who may fall into this unfortunately-cognominated category, I can assure you that any concerns about upper class plots or conspiracies are completely unfounded and spurious. My advice would be to simply pay it no mind, as it is an entirely mislaid pursuit.
Notwithstanding, I'd like to take this opportunity to disclose that I have commissioned Harv a short "adjourn" from the Popcorn Lobotomy channel, in order that he might see fit to contemplate the proverbial "hand that feeds".
Concordantly, I have assembled a small team of new presenters who appear to be aligned more closely with the lofty ambitions and aspirations with which this channel was began.
I will reveal our new presenters in good time, but for now know that you're in very good hands, and that these minor tweaks to our content form no compelling rationalisation to unsubscribe or commence clicking the upside down thumb icon.
In fact, you'll quite probably be delighted to hear that I (unlike unrefined ruffians such as "Harv") am thoroughly trained in the disciplines of theatre and the arts, and therefore will not only be taking back the proverbial reigns on this channel, but also plan to become a more present and regular feature of this channel in the future.
If one requires a specific task done with precision, it is incumbent upon one to perform said take oneself, am I right?
So, if you liked Harv's "Scathing Reviews", you should absolutely love the new review series I have planned, as I'm exceedingly well-credentialed to provide this audience with appropriate and informative entertainments.
I'm sure you will acquiesce to find this a much more fruitful exercise than any of the frivolous and unrefined presentations Harv has provided since this channel began.
Welcome to the new Popcorn Lobotomy.
Warmest Regards,
Reginald Goodstock.