Why Entrepreneurs Fly on Broomsticks

Well by legend, broomsticks have always been their preferred mode of transportation .
They’re cheap , simple , and when times get tough they can burn them for warmth or as a torch to summons other entrepreneurs who then bring their broomsticks , allowing a ginormous S.O.S flame to be made.

One 18 century entrepreneur once wrote 
    There are many a’ reasons 
    well known to the entrepreneur for his choice of a broomstick
    when the window is only a small square 
    but ye’ see the entire landscape 
    such one’s broomstick turns into a tool , greater than merely transportation
    with stick in hand, he may break the glass 
    such an entrepreneur may demolish the entire frame 
    then he may mount his broomstick and flee the scene 
    where only the shadows of the sky 
    know how such ye’ entrepreneur finally got ye’s big break 
    may the owls and bats keep quite so ye’ entrepreneur may keep his newly found fame ... and frame 

Although in today’s time , entrepreneurship is considerably male-centric . Women were a huge part of the reasons , entrepreneurs fly on broomsticks. This may be because of the household chores that can be avoided when a women entrepreneur is savvy and crafty with her broomstick, avoiding cleaning at all costs , so she focus on developing other things .

What about creatives you ask , what is their preferred mode of transportation ?
That’s easy ...pitchforks of course, for reasons not so clearly defined as entrepreneurs and their broomsticks. It’s most often thought creatives ride on pitchforks to evoke some type of symbolism and make some kind of statement . You know how those creatives are , you never really know what they are thinking .

But regardless of creative or entrepreneur , broomstick or pitchfork , the question you should be asking is how do they get them to fly in the first place ?

Nobody knows the answer for sure, and if they do , they’ll never tell , but this is what the rumor says. Rumor has it, that they rub a magical oil on them to make them fly . And since entrepreneurs and creatives have been flying on broomsticks and pitchforks since the old days , the rumor is, that it is made from hemp oil, mixed with some kind of carbon base.

Don’t believe in rumors ? Good for you ! Let me give you some kind of history to make this rumor more like a “they say”. “They say”, the reason for this is because in the olden days , they would never see entrepreneurs and creatives use doors , instead you’d always see them hovering over chimneys, and when any of the town folk would try to climb up and take a sneak peak, they could never reach the top of the chimney, because on their way up they would become overtly intoxicated. ... Could just be a rumor , but that’s what they say .

Until next time ... Don’t ring any bells. Just whistle instead .

~ Gioia of the World