Epic fails of anonymity lamas - i did some ;) Few hints included ;)

Czechs say, you learn by making mistakes. I have started my blog with few hints for beginners in on-line anonymity. It starts by buying laptop and cell phone for new identity, pay by cash and now i decided not to miss the funny part.

Mistakes and hints, what really do or not to do (all really happened):

don’t try anything at home, at your friends home, your job, your parents home and anything that can be used with the word “YOUR"

don’t buy new laptop and pay for it by your credit card or from your personal bank account

don’t buy it on-line with online payment, using the fictive identity - result: you simply won’t be to able to ID yourself by the delivery or pick-up :D

don’t go to buy these things personally to the store and withdraw cash from the ATM behind the corner before (at the best in the value of your new laptop)

after you cover your webcam by a piece of tape, i highly recommend to try out, if it really isn’t transparent or semi-transparent ;) (surprise?)

by ugly ducklings - "I am so ugly, that nobody wants to watch me” - eh…uhm….well….negative

by blondies - "I’m pretty nice, so i don’t need to cover my webcam” - depends on the kind of your audition, baby ;) - so…...negative (means “NO”) ….eh, of course you are pretty nice, just cover the cam please ;) my fault, honey :D

and simply don’t use same passwords and don’t connect these new devices to any of your old accounts however you love your playlists on iTunes and Spotify (Your new identity hate these things, trust me :D )

More of more serious hints according to behavioral patterns soon.

Feel FREEDOMe,

BLCKDT