The Steem Block Bubble Producer

in esteem •  5 years ago 

Do low curation rewards have you down?

Is post visibility something you only see in your dreams?

No problem.

Here at Futuremind's Buggin Bubbles, we have just the solution for you!

Pick yourself up a Steem Block Bubble Producer for the low price of:

Your entire stake that you have worked two years for!

We know what you're thinking.

"But Steem is gonna moon, I just know it. I know my stake isn't worth a single months rent now, but it's going to be, I just know it."

Here at Futuremind's Buggin Bubbles, we've heard this before, and we've gotcha covered.

With a Steem Block Bubble producer, you won't have to worry about poor curation rewards and dreams of visibility ever again. This bad boy amps curation to a new high. With a Steem Block Bubble producer, you will receive 90% curation, and the content creator will receive 10%.

Don't believe me? Just flip the switch and watch your curation rewards soar!

The Steem Block Bubble producer even has a built in automation feature, which auto selects top earning accounts, and bypasses newsteem hardfork parameters. The Steem Block Bubble Producer will efficiently vote @ 1 minute, effectively leaving auto snipers in the dust, and you will be rich in no time (so long as Steem value holds, and/or moons.)

But wait there's more!

The Steem Block Bubble Producer also produces serotonin re-uptake inhibitors to help you get through the day. That's right folks, nothing better than a little artificial happiness to get you through your depressive moments if Steem's value goes lower.

At Futuremind's Buggin Bubbles, we believe this will attract investors like never before. After all, capitalists don't care about the little guys, and it's advised you get yourself a Steem Block Bubble Producer before the whales buy them up.

Supplies are limited, and so far we have enough to supply all minnows with 1 unit, but of course you're gonna need to power that stake down first. So keep this quiet, because at the low price of 1000 Steem, we expect some whales will buy multiple units.

If ever there was a time to buy Steem, it is now.

Go buy Steem (that damn sure is financial advice) and get yourself a Steem Block Bubble Producer while supplies last!


Disclaimer:

Futuremind's Buggin Bubbles is not responsible for any side effects that the serotonin re-uptake inhibitors may cause, furthermore, we are not responsible for the impact this may have on the Steem ecosystem. This is an experiment. Try at yours and everyone else's risk.

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Much love,
@futuremind



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Haha I'll take some also😋

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Haha, that's the spirit!

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Put me down for two!

Haha, you got it buddy! :)

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Hi @futuremind, how are you doing? Wow .I think its very interesting project ... Have a nice day, my friend.

I'm doing ok @elianaelisma, It's just a joke miss, not a real project. Have a nice day.

Count me in! Here is a token vote for you!

Thank you :)