English for All

** SMT - 11 **

👴An Old man had 8 hairs on his head.
He went to a barbers shop.

Barber in anger asked:
shall I cut or count ?

Old man smiled and said:
"Colour it!"

💦LIFE is to enjoy whatever you have with you and keep smiling.

If you feel STRESSED,
Give yourself a Break,

Enjoy Some ..
Ice cream
Chocolates
Cake

Why?
B'Coz
STRESSED in reverse Spells-
DESSERTS !!!

Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..

D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..

G H I
Go for High Ideas .

J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..

N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..

Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..

T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..

W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

If you see the moon .... You see the beauty of God ....
If you see the Sun .... You see the power of God ..... And ....
If you see the Mirror .... You see the best Creation of GOD.

So Believe in YOURSELF.

Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0
Q

9 - glass drinking water.
8 - hrs sound sleep.
7 - wonders tour with family.
6 - six digit income.
5 - days work a week
4 - wheeler.
3 - bedroom flat
2 - cute children.
1 - sweetheart.
0 - tension !