[Anecdotes] #2

A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical:

• Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?
• That depends," says the doctor. Do you smoke?
• No
• Do you drink?
• No
• Do you fool around with loose women?
• Of course not
• Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?

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Two friends talking:

• Sorry man, I slept with your wife
• It's ok, I sleep with her every ninght

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• Honey, both that journalist and the engineer proposed to our daughter!
• So who's the lucky man?
• The engineer. Our daughter married the journalist