The Excavator - an original Poem by @venuspcs - #nsfw

in excavator •  8 years ago  (edited)


I'm a masterbator,
On an excavator.
I beat my meat,
And shit my seat.

While digging the ground,
My balls spin round and round.
But this air ride seat,
Is really kind of neat.

As the seat goes up and down,
It penetrates me in the brown.
Deep in my dirt it goes,
As I dig so many holes.

Digging for treasure,
Is such a pleasure.
When you masterbate,
As you excavate.

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Thank you, that gave me a really good laugh!

@venuspcs, mr.dirty bird. It's an awesome poem. Good to see you.

Hopefully I don't dig myself into another hole with this post.

truly deep and beautiful

I see where you went with that....nice!

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