LIGHT INTRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:

A Fly On The Wall Production:

A discussion between Zark Muckerberg and his Portfolio Investment Manager:

SPOONERISM FULLY INTENDED.

PIM: "I'm telling you Zark, the handwriting is on the wall, your FB stock is dropping faster than the temperature in New England.

Zark: "You think I should get serious about selling a large block of my shares?"

PIM: "Zark, you hired me to help you manage your wealth. I've done a great job for you over the years. The biggest part of wealth management, especially in these increasingly volatile times in equities is Capital Preservation. You need to plan a stealthy exit of at least half of your FB stock against the possibility that the Globalist Agenda is going to lose even more Steem. You know that's what your whole company is built on."

Zark: "I know you're right. It's just been such a relatively short ride. I'm not sure I want to leave the fame behind. You know I really enjoy sticking it to all those conservatives. I just hate to see this Populist Movement thing get the best of us, you know? That's how we got our start riding an Alt Populist wave. But I can see that the numbers are looking bad and frankly, I'm about out of new tech ideas to power this baby any higher."

PIM: "Do yourself a favor and get out now Zark, you've done everything you can. You're not the Captain of some Boat going down with the ship or something, right man?"

Zark: "Yeah. But I just hate to see FB go down by the nose like this. It's been such a wild ride."

PIM: "Live to fight another day Zark. Now let's sell those damn shares this week. I'll get you on a block trade platform and we'll get it done OK?"

Zark: "Ok Number One. Make it so."