Unique Cool Facebook Status in English

Cool Facebook Status
Rather be dead than cool.

Not always “Available”.. try your Luck…

I’m a mirror. If you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you.

Keep a cool head and maintain a low profile. Never take the lead – but aim to do something big.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

I think it’s cool to be smart, and I think it’s sexy to be smart.

It’s cool to be different and just be who you are and shock people in a good way.

I’m not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I’m definitely an individual.
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

My key to dealing with stress is simple: just stay cool and stay focused.

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself…

God is really creative, I mean…just look at me!!!

I’m not lazy, I’m just in my energy saving mode.

It’s funny how people say they miss you but don’t even make an effort to see you.

Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating theirs.

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

Cool Attitude Status for Facebook
I’m much cooler than cool, that you can’t burn me, lol.

Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…

I’m authentically an alright kind of person, everything to me is good or bad… just all is well!

Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that’ll be me.

I don’t care for your melting knows, I am who I am. And you can’t stop me who I wanna be.