True lies (fake story challenge)

ok..! Thats how @ehiboss norminated me to come and lie here when he knows am a good christian..(why..?)

Maybe i haven't told you guys how i once fought a flag battle with one uncle like that (name withheld for some reasons) but most of you know the uncle, lets just call him uncle B.. (winks)

i just came online and saw uncle B talking trash then i flagged him and reduced his rep to -19, (yes i once had over 1.5million sp and i leased it out to an account)
since then this uncle have been troubling upandan and i have been flogging him left, right and center.

so last week i traveled to spain to watch the champions league match between barca and roma, there i met the uncle B o , he just saw me and knelt down in front of over 75k people and started begging me not to flag him again, well i just told him to stand and i got my VIP ticket to the stadium..(i sat close to neymar)

The match was indeed exacltly what i expected cause the team i was supporting won..yeaaaa...!
Go Roma..! Go Roma..!!
oh i forgot to tell you guys, am a huge fan of FC ROMA, De rossi convinced me to fan his club and pays me $50 every 30 mins cause am a fan.

if you like dont believe, what i know is that am enjoying my $50 every 30mins.... :-D

i nominate my sweet heart @amiebae, to participate
including @illuminatus and @pearlumie to come and tell us there own story