Part 1 - Family Psych Notes

I have a LOT of stories to tell about my family. And since I'm new here, I thought I'd start with this. I don't think I have any followers yet anyway, LOL.

So what this thread will end up being, are a collection of random stories about family insanity.

I'm going to start where it all starts. You should know about my family.

There are six kids - 3 boys, 3 girls. I am the last of the lot. In fact, family legend is that my mother was hospitalized during the time I should have been conceived for a tumor in her mouth. She says I was a 10 month baby (may actually be true, I was HUGE). My dad infers that I shouldn't be here (I suppose that means he is either suggesting birth control failed, or that I am someone else's - trust me, I'm his, I resemble some of his family).

When I was born, though, my mom had to go back to work. So she had been a stay at home wife and mother for 12 years, but my birth was the straw. So off to daycare we went, and my brothers and sisters have hated me ever since.

To be continued...