No folks, it doesn’t take the fda 55 years to release vaccine data. It takes them 55 years to manually scrub all of the Personal Health Information (PHI) from the data. It’s this little thing called privacy. You wouldn’t want your personal information released just because you were in a clinical trial.
Govt is slow af, but it makes perfect sense that they can review the data with PHI within a half year but that it will take years to manually scrub all the personal health information. It’s not some conspiracy to hide vaccine results, it just takes the slow ass govt years to manually scrub 400,000 pages of PHI. At about 500 pages manually scrubbed of personal information per day it will take years to release all the data without a privacy violation.
The next time you hear someone say, “it takes them 55 years to release the data because the data must show the vaccine is bad” just know that this person doesn’t have the first clue about what’s going on in reality.