By the way, was that enuFFF... F’s in the title for you Food Fight Friday Folks? It almost made be develope a little stu-u-d-d-d-er. Like the title states, we hit the ol’ Chinese BuFFFet last week. Yep, that was the response I got when I asked my daughter @kuku-splatts where she would like to eat for her birthday.

No Applebee’s
No McDonald’s
No Pizza
She was down for a good ol’ fashioned Food Coma for her birthday

You Food Lovin’ peeps know me, I’m always down for devour a few plates of food and teeter on the edge of a food coma. Muahahaha.

We don’t go to this place very often but when we have, the food has been really good. The key is timing, got to get there right when it starts. Lol. But this post isn’t about the Sushi...or the fried lice rice.. let’s just get in and see how many plates I ate on this go at the Chinese BuFFFet.

Let’s Get StuFFFed

So I had just gotten off of work and didn’t even have time to change my clothes. I ate my lunch at work kind of early in the day, so I’m getting to be hungrier than a hostage. I don’t like to mound my plates extremely high, I’m here to eat not build a mountain.

Plate #1

That plate went down fast, Round 1 was a cinch. At this point I’m feeling like I could get 3 more plates down before they have to Roll me outta this place.

Alright now that the first plate is down the hatch let’s just wonder over and see what else suits my tastebuds. Oh ya, we are the only ones in this place, besides 2 other couples. Fresh hot food and no people to wait behind.

Plate #2

See, I eat my veggies like a good little boy. I got some broccoli beef and some tasty green beans on this plate. For some reason I just couldn’t resist grabbing a few more from the sushi table.

This plate went down no problem. My confidence level of reaching my 4 plate goal is pretty dang high at this point. I’m at the end of the table braggin’-

Ya, I’m goin to get 4 plates Down tonight
Then Mama Splatts reminded me that I need to take my son to indoor soccer practice right after we get done.

WAIT...WHAT?!?

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Last practice I had to join in the scrimmage and help out a bit. Running around and what not. There ain’t no way I am going to be able to run around after eating 4 F-F-F-Frickin’ plates!! How on earth could I show off my incredibly terrible soccer skills to these 5th grade boys and girls.

That sure took a hit to my motivation, the motivation pushing me to get that 4 plate personal record. Yep, took that idea threw it on the ground and stomped all over it. With a shoe that had just stepped in a greasy dog turd. Then...

Birthday Cake and Ice Cream Helllloooo

I still have to have room for that too!! Good grief!! Well I can surely do one more plate. Heck might as well get a nice plate of some fruit.

Plate #3

I was so caught of guard I didn’t get a selfie with my plate of fruit. Feeling a little out of whack since my plan was totally destroyed. Yet, I was pleasantly surprised that the fruit was super ripe and super tasty!!

With the last bite down the hatch and a healthy chug of some ice water, I’m feeling like that 4th Plate would have been pretty rough to try an get down. A definite struggle.

I mean, I’m full...but not uncomfortable full... but if I were to get that 4th Plate...It would have been a Fight to the death to finish it.

As we paid for our full bellies, I am beginning to be thankful that I am able to WALK out of this place rather than needing a wheelchair to get to the car. Plus I think I have some room left for a small slice of birthday cake and a scoop of ice cream.

Happy Food Fight Friday Everyone

Until Next Time...

Steem on
and

Get Your
GRUB ON