Ooooh, I love this section, love it love it: “Y’all don’t have half a brain between you.” And while they yelled and threw empties at his head, he laid out his plan. There was a construction site a couple miles up the road, new tract housing going up outside the town. He had seen the backhoe when they had driven by and he would bet his trailer they left the keys in it. It was Saturday, no one would miss it, and they only needed an hour. "