Donna: The lady who left a brother hanging. A comedy fictional short story

in fiction •  7 years ago 

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So here is a fictional story meant to talk about wicked Donna who has left me hanging so many times when I needed her. I guess maybe I need to have a rethink about Donna afterall.
So it was a fine day so many years ago that I first had my first encounter with Donna, there she was, the toast of many, a body so perfect that even presidents died for.

Everyone who came into the building wanted a taste of Donna and she never refused anyone a taste of what she had to offer. That was what always got to me, I felt Donna and I were a match made in heaven, after tasting her goodness one time too many, I should expect some friggin loyalty from Donna but like the whore she is, she always gives it to any man for the right price and that is why we always fight...I like them being loyal.

So one particular event comes to mind, one a cold Tuesday, I stepped into our usual joint for the usual tryst with my girl Donna, my moral was already high thinking about how I was going to have a good time with Donna. So before I got there I stopped at the automated teller machine to make a withdrawal in other to have the swell time with Donna, I even left my buddies behind to have some private time with Donna.

I was sure Donna was faithfully waiting for me to come in and make my grand entry, cash blazing, siren blazing, fun filled night. I was not going to stop until I had had my fill of Donna, Donna that made my head go round and always left me exhausted after our sessions.
So I walked into our spot, only thought in my mind was Donna. I remember everywhere having the Donna scent and it felt so good. So I walked into the building and there was Donna, with her tempting curves and edges smiling...

The problem was, Donna was not smiling at me, she was smiling at the gentleman who wrapped his arms around her.He warpped his arms around her like his life depended on it. I could not take it, the way he was french kissing her lips.
I could not wait to see what would happen next as I am very sure he was going to wrap his arms around her and head to the room for the final showdown before he wakes up and discard her for the whore that she was.

I turned around in anger and left, but not before Donna caught a glimpse of me. She saw the heart break in my eyes and I left before she could call out to me and ensnare me like how she ensnared the gentleman.
So I went to a cinema to quench my anger, everything just seemed to remind me of Donna still. After two excruciating hours of a movie I never really saw, I rushed home to get some rest only to see my friend handling Donna with such professionalism. I knew for sure it was over and I cam late as he was gulping the last bottle of Donna alcohol I thought I was the only person in the world that liked.

Turned out that Donna alcohol was everybody's whore. That was how I moved on to other brands in anger. lol



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Lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh my God..... I thought Donna was a lady....
Nice one @ehiboss

gat ya!

Man, you are freaking good!

I wish i had like 1M S.P and a single upvote from me could give you 1k.

I love the plot and cadence. Intentionally-deceiving, but dope!

😂😂😂 oh yes yes... You did...

Lolzzzz,are you serious,so donna na alcohol no be bae,lol nice story yet deceiving

hahaha...I knew that was what everyone would think

😷😷😷... This so interesting. The whole story didn't turn out as I expected.

So throw glorified Donna is a bottle. You got me @ehiboss

lol...

Hey @ehiboss, richforever from Ghana. Never heard of you until today. thanks to @unireal1 I found ya. Nice meeting ya.

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Turned out that Donna alcohol was everybody's whore. That was how I moved on to other brands in anger.

Poor Donna! It's not Donna's fault lol. Too hot to handle - moral lifter!

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Captivating till the very end mehn.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Donna is really an interesting character, loyalty for the whole is nearly an impossible trait. She might give you special attention by making you specially high, but loyalty is out of the question because she belongs to all and sundry. Loyalty they say is a dog's disease.
Well i am a teetoteller so, beer ain't my thing. But i hail you for this better content, you try wella.

Lmao... I was just swearing for this Donna... You got me! 😂😂😂😌

Oh my heavens @Ehiboss you so killed this one would think Donna was a whore in a human form but damn all this while you were referring to a brand of alcohol.
Man u killed this one am so in love with this fiction jare.

I finally sight you on steemit...,,,,...,..,.,.,

Are u after her?? Lol

how you take know?

Hahahaha nice. I thought i had it figured out, thinking it was Art, but then, some things just didn't fit. Nice one brother.

Donna no be pikin bae? Na drink oo.
Omo, kuku kee me naa.

Dis post make sense die.

II guess Donna is everywhere. I would also love to drink Donna, the one with the tempting curve anyways.

Baba u too good, all rounder. 😍

🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆.. Here I was thinking Donna is a call girl and the ending would be; she turned from her ways only to be with you.

Beautifully crafted. You got me on this one 😁

never fall in love with a whore bro. cos all you get is dissapointment.

Lol,i dont think you understand

My guy just read d first paragraph 😂

Lol

Lwkm, don't comment without reading the whole

He obviously didn't. HahahahHahahaha

i think the story is open to interpretation

hmmmmm

Uncle read it again🙄😌

Lol . Read again, not the whore that you think. Unless you mean to say, never fall in love with bottle :D

This is the result of commenting without reading a post

You are straight out evil, playing our heads like a piano. At first, from the title i thought, you were gonna hang, like literally hang on a tree:D

Then well, as i read it became obvious she was hanging you in the figurative sense. But you wouldn't stop there, you have to make us hate her :(

Only to realise the "her" was a metaphor for Donna, not a person but a drink.

Lool, well played :D

So funny

Lol This really got me, I thought Donna was really a female whore
Nice write up

Sounds like a move but looks to be true. That kind of love is not her I Afraca.
We are defferent.
You a4e really talented in storry telling.

Lol..i almost taught you were talking about a lady.....whoever this donna may be i would love to have a taste also probably i will fall in love.....

Interesting write up here

Would will not think Donna was a lady? only a saint would wait till Donna's identity is revealed before concluding in that little mind of his or her

Wow nice story

Boss i didn't know u write fiction, really good.
This donna babe na yawa oo

Wait oo Sey the babe na alcohol ni

Wow,@ehiboss this so hilarious, I suspected Dona to be something else because no woman can as much of a whore like that.
Nice one bro. Keep more coming

Wow,what a great fictional story,really nice,and it also happen in real life,nice work.

Interesting boss, keep it up!

SMH so because everyone liked your brand, you changed your mind?
Lol
Donna alcohol, with curves and all.