The saga continues.
As @enginewitty reels in an Australian guppy,
and @snook lays there, pretending to sleep, and her royal spankiness @brisby chuckles from behind the scenes,
Jack gets hit right smack bang in the middle of the head by the damn fishing rod (aka fishing pole) that @snook threw towards him.
As the rod and lure hit the floor of the boat so too does the Colt 45 (aka "Hand Cannon") blowing a hole in the floor of the boat.
When just as the beast of a boat sinks, comes @enginewitty to the rescue on his unicorn floaty, still reeling in the 56,000 pound guppy from Down Under.
Saving the day by letting Jack jump into the water and stay afloat holding the unicorn floaty.
Now the both of them are out there, in the middle of the dangerous waters, not quite sure what to do, yet they know that at no price must this guppy get away from them.
Both @snook and @brisby saw what was going on and they yelled out for help.
It was clear to @thehive that he had to do something here.
As he walked on over to the two damsels in stress, he asked them What seems to be the problem?
The ladies shouted, "Look" while pointing out towards the unicorn floaty.
@thehive calmly sank down the remainder of his Guinness and said "Have no fear, @thehive is near"
But first, a sip of the secret formula that helps all men get braver than a bear on heat.
What shall become of our two fishermen out at sea?
Wait and see in the next episode of this drama, which shall be brought to you by the one and the only @thehive ...........
Ohhh yeah, @chris-the-batman, @DreemSteem, they were at the bar drinking the entire time, thinking to themselves that @snook and @brisby were over reacting to the entire situation!
Notes:
This was a continuation from:
https://steemit.com/fiction/@snook/family-time-the-alliance-way
PS the unicorn fishing story is a true story, check it out:
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
yesssssssssssssssssss oh my gosh - but wait. i don't drink. i was only drinking Shirley Temples at the bar.
and total overreaction... hehehehe
can't wait to see @thehive's addition hahahahaha
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Ah feck, Talk about pressure
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Yeah, @dreemsteem, if anyone can make this story great it is him.
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ha ha ha... Took me a while to get round to reading this, but well worth the read @jackmiller.
Can't wait to see @thevie's addition...
That's one big arse, shark looking guppy Jack!
Image source: https://www.adamsinvestorgroup.com/shark-guppy/
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Oh FFS!
I can't decide whether this post is funnier than @enginewitty laughing through describing it on #pypt
What a story!! Awesome. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Ohhhh man, ty.
I literally had to slap myself a dozen or so times, reminding myself that my regular sense of humour that me and the guys had is just not going to be understood.
So this means a lot to me, to hear that I actually managed to fit in.
Cheers mate.
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I hear you.
I often wonder if people here know I am just trying to be funny and different or think I am a sociopath.
Keep not fitting in!
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!SHADE 1
Thanks for engaging with posts presented on PYPT
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Hi zekepickleman the SHADE tokens are on the way.
Thanks for sharing SHADE
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jajjajajjajjajaja que buena nota!! me e reído un montón con su vídeo sobre su historia real, ya quiero ver el próximo capitulo jajajja saludos!!
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Si jan es un excelente escritor de historias!
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Bwahahahahahaaa! Timmy let me borrow his boat for that shot😆🤣
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Mate, I did my best to not go down the Family Guy humour rabbit hole, I can only imagine what all would have happened if I did that, so I stuck to Timmy and Australian guppy fishing.
Can't go wrong with that. I hope!
Cheers!
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and here it is, the ALlmighty AL, the man with all the answers:
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Awesome awesome awesome well done buddy I’m loving these stories. Keep it up 😀
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😂😂 I've been elevated to royalty! (Guess this means I should get one of those jewel encrusted spankers. 😜)
Witty to the rescue on the unicorn floatie! ROTFLMAO!!
"overreacting" 😜
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Hey Jack, when is steem Australia hosting another contest?
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idk tbh
Have taken a long break from the daily news on there, was considering making an upvote bot for all Aussies on Steem with the SP that I built up on the account.
Then after that maybe start with the daily crypto and blockchain news again, or maybe a weekly recap or something like that.
Right now the site is showing up on the second page of Google. So even with the current contents it is up there, without any SEO scamming/paid services etc.
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I knew you could do it!! and do it well!!!
Thank You for going outside your comfort zone to be part of the story!!
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Don't forget:
"Watch out, he's a runner"
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Cool story! Love the part about the "unicorn floaty!" 😁
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Thank you so much for participating in the Partiko Delegation Plan Round 1! We really appreciate your support! As part of the delegation benefits, we just gave you a 3.00% upvote! Together, let’s change the world!
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