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Robbers shout to everyone at the bank:

" Do not move! This money belongs to the State. Your life is yours ... "

Everyone at the bank then lay down.

This is called "Mind changing concept - changing the way of thinking".

Everyone succeeded in changing the way of thinking from a way that could be a creative way.

One of the sexy clients tried to seduce the robber. But instead it made the robbers angry and shouted, "What is polite mate! This is robbery not rape! "

This is called "Being professional - acting professional". Focus only on the work according to the procedure given.

After finishing robbing the bank and returning home, the young robber who got an MBA from a famous university said to the old robber who only graduated from elementary school "Bang, now we count our robbery".

The old robber answered. "You idiot, the money we robbed a lot, bother counting it. Let's just wait for TV news, there must be news about the amount of money we rob. "

This is called "Experience". Experience is more important than a piece of paper from a university.

While at the bank being robbed, the manager said to the branch head to immediately report to the police. But the branch head said, "Wait a minute, we take 10 billion for us for two. We will report the total later as money being robbed. "

This is called "Swim with the tide - follow the flow." Changing difficult situations into personal benefits.

Then the head of the branch said, "How wonderful if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing boredom - eliminating boredom". Personal happiness is far more important than your work.

The next day the news on TV reported that 100 billion dollars were robbed from the bank. The robber counts the money from the robbery and the robber is very angry. "We have struggled to rob only 20 billion, bankers without effort can get 80 billion. It's better to be an educated robber apparently. "

This is referred to as "Knowledge is worth as much as gold - knowledge is more valuable than gold."

And in another place the manager and branch head of the bank smiled happily at the benefit of the robbery carried out by others.

This is referred to as "seizing opportunity".

Congratulations on the story above. Although it contains humor, there are points we can capture from business humor above ...

Can you see, why is this nation always having a commotion?

The story of the Robbery above, is representing everything that happens in this Country.