The doors Rep. Jamaal Bowman claims he was rushing through to get to a vote when he "accidentally" triggered the fire alarm.
The fastest way to the capitol from the Congressional office buildings is through the tunnels, so why would Bowman go outside?
If he had decided to rush by taking the long way and going outside, why would he use the emergency doors?
Having decided to use the emergency doors, how did he not recognize that the bright red object labeled "Fire Alarm" and looking like every other fire alarm he had seen in his life, was in fact a fire alarm?
Has Bowman now leapt past Boebert, MJT, and "Guam might capsize" Bank Johnson, as the dumbest member of the House Of Representatives, or is he simply trying to compete with Trump for who can come up with and stick to the most ridiculous lie? Or both?
Will his constituents care either way?
Sadly, only #4 is at all debatable.