Peegasm

I never had a peegasm before. it was my first day on vacation, i had just come back home after like seven red stripes and a couple caribs, and after having to fight my way through locking and unlocking gates i was hopping like one of those dancing frogs from disney movies to take a piss. so i sway my way to the toilet and was confounded by my zipper , which had stuck itself upwards under my button, under my belt. At this point options were limited. Then i had a sudden flash. Pull down your pants and sit down the flash said. I did as i was told and unleashed a force of nature into that bowl it was as if time stopped. i held onto the wall like a ninja warrior on the spider jump while at least three beers flushed themselves from my system. Goddamn ! i said to myself. What is going ? why have i never done this before? i didn't even have to put up the seat. or fucking clean it.