A FREE FACIAL FITNESS OPPORTUNITY FOR ONE LUCKY STEEMIT VLOGGER AND/OR SELFIEST

in fitness •  7 years ago 

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Recently I stumbled across an amazing piece of fitness equipment!


Apparently, our whole bodies are made up of muscles, and a lot of those muscles are in your face. People spends billions on fitness equipment and countless hours at the gym, but they all seem to miss one key muscle group, the face! Not any more. After a decade of development, Brandon Harris finally finished the JAWZRCISE and released it to the public.

For many of us here on steemit, we are literally "the face" of this platform. Countless steemians around the world are now vlogging and taking selfies on a daily basis, and unlike those who do so elsewhere, we are actually getting paid for it. However, with such a large amount of active users on a daily basis here on steemit, it can be hard to get noticed and stand out in a crowd, and I think that this piece of facial fitness equipment will help!

PAPA-PEPPER MEETS THE JAWZRCISE

JOIN ME FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN

This is the last time that you will ever see my face in its current condition. Not only have I purchased a JAWZRCISE for myself, I picked up an extra one to give away to one lucky steemian vlogger or selfiest. Are you ready to have your face forever toned and sculpted? I am.

Just to make sure that you are suckered into believing in some lame health and fitness scam, I'm going to carefully document my progress as I test out this incredible piece of fitness equipment and I'll let you judge for yourselves. Take a good look at that "before" gif above, because I'm moving on to after.

In each video update, I'll give you a keyword that you need to reply with in order to be entered. After one month of my weekly updates, whichever steemians have correctly replied to all five posts will be entered in the random drawing and I will send a free JAWZRCISE anywhere in the world to the winning steemian.

Additionally, although I could probably handle a much tougher setting, I'll be using the entry level "beginner" JAWZRCISE just so I do not provide anyone with unrealistic hopes, although individual results may vary. In case you have not heard of the JAWZRCISE yet, here is a video from the JAWZRCISE website featuring the inventor and founder of JAWZRCISE Brandon Harris himself. Don't take my word for it, listen to what he thinks about it!

Who's ready? I've got 57 muscles to tone and sculpt in my face and neck! I'll be back!

Disclaimer: Mentioning and testing out his product is in no way an endorsement of it, I'll just provide my own experience and let you judge for yourself!

As always, I'm @papa-pepper and here's the proof:

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proof-of-JAWZRCISE

Until next time…

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LMAO, this may be better than that time you shaved a kiwi.

Thanks man!

Those poor kiwis.

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When I saw "free facial fitness opportunity" I thought this was going to be a post with really funny or cute pictures that would make me laugh and smile a whole lot!
This is... Different than that, haha

It is different than that.

BUT, I still laughed and smiled and I got my facial exercise in after all, so thank you hahaha xD

Love your post(s)...so...upvoted! P.S. I need a jaw weakener...my wife's yapping jaw is too strong :D



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Ha ha ha... I'll bet the James Bond villain scuplted with JAWZRCISE!
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He invented it!

Makes sense!

This sounds amazing, I am onto my 4 th week of healthy eating, I can't exercise very well with being in pain but could use one of these as trying to remove an extra chin lol I'm gong to check these out :) I will try anything once.

Glad to hear you're eating healthy! Also, it looks like you are heading up to a 70 soon! Congrats!

Heading but never reaching lol I don't seem to be moving very fast.

But seriously how can this work. Truly technology is taking us far.
Yes i am ready to follow the process..

If it's God's will, then it's God's bill.

Thanks for this post. I think it will help

In my case, it had better!

Thanks @papa-pepper . I didn't know what it was JAWZRCISE. Interesting thing, Hockey cap gemini :))

I don't know brother, I think you need to shave the goat to give us the best, unbiased video proof that this thing works. It's for science man. If that doesn't work, it's for the children.

Hey, @papa-pepper I am aware of facial muscles. Upvoted and I will resteem this and see what happens... keep me updated...see how it goes for you...wonder if it will give someone TMJ

That one guy looks better but he may have photoshopped ..be careful

I never thought to sculpt my jaw before. Kinda want to see how good a job it does.

that will be nice @papa-pepper! getting the JAWZRCISE lol.

Thanks for sharing,upvoted for you. if have some seconds please review my post

Hahaha! I can't believe this is for real!

You have no idea~!

I once spoke to an older guy who claimed that his lifetime of shaving with a straight razor kept his face toned, that the pulling and flexing
of his face muscles and skin kept him looking younger than he was. Maybe it did... maybe he just needed a JAWZRCISE jawrciser!

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Do you think it would sculpt my old face?

It's designed to do what it does do!

I see that what stands out in you is the beard!!! ^*^

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That's not a beard on his face. it's a sweet gotee!

Toupee... er, I mean touche!

Yeah, but if this really works, I might not have to hide by beautiful face behind all that hair anymore!

Hey if I win the other one, maybe I'll shave my beard to show the results.

Before and after with the beard would be hilarious, but ineffective.

Oh I'd give some SBD to see you shave yo face!

Yyyyeeeeaaaahhhhh. Probably not going to happen. Now if you some how managed to scrounge up 25,000 SBD I would totally shave it off and keep it shaved for 4 weeks of jawzrcising. Of course it would be 3 months before @essentialoilmom let me back in the house. No beard, no sleeping in the house, I can hear her saying it now.

25,000 SBD thats more then ZZ top got to shave!

I didn't know they had shaved. Clearly my beard is more important to me than theirs were. Also I think they need to improve their bargaining skills.

I was wrong Google says they turned down 1 million from Gillette for a commercial.

JAWZRCISE :)

Will it give me the Jay Leno jaw line I have always wanted!! Dah ha ha only kidding.

Maybe two!

Deadly combo: Leno jaw line with a butt chin. That’s America’s top model for sure.

Like a Travolta meets Leno, nice!

With an Arnold accent of course 😜😜

This is really cool Papa.

Great idea! We need more testing.

Sculpt

This is going to be a world first.

"A Male Homesteader without a beard"

To hide his facial improvements behind.
After all, how can we judge the improvement in the mussel structure when it is hidden by hair?

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Ill stick to the gym and squats haha

OMGSH, say it isn't so, are you going to really do this?!

Oh yeah I'm gonna do it! I've got a face to take care of if I'm going to be posting selfies and making vlogs!

You do make an excellent point.

My face is the best thing I've got going for me YOU"VE never seen my thighs LOL.

You so gotta use it this is gonna be hilarious!

That's the plan! Just watch and learn.... oh yeah, and be amazed!

Yo @papa-pepper!
This sounds like a cool exercising tool.
Would love to sculpt my face like a statue with that. ;)
Hope you get great results.
Cheers!

I can't wait to see your new, improved and sculpted face.
And remember it's hard work. No Pain, No Gain @papa-pepper

Boss .......,..r u sir

This is cool, but wouldn't be my thing I don't think. I am double jointed in my jaw, and have had TMJ issues. Cool post and giveaway though! Keep up the good work!

As someone that works with the adult population for rehabilitation of oral motor weakness, I am interested to see this product. This seems too high level for many of the folks in my geriatric population, but I encourage taffy, gum, meats, chewing tubes from pediatrics to increase strength and/or endurance. I have never heard anyone commenting on facial toning and given the amount of workout that we already give our facial and neck muscles from chewing, swallowing, somewhat talking, emoting, looking around...a lot of extra work would seem necessary to increase size of muscles.

Working with older folks, skin folds certainly made it difficult to observe changes in tone, and folks with skinnier faces could have more visible results because this won't remove fat deposits. I will keep an eye out for your progress, best of luck!

Sculpt

ROFL! I can't wait to see the videos!

ONE WEEK UPDATE PHOTOS!

Sculpt that jaw!

Have they found a spare hill in the Ozarks to sculpt a head into like Mt Rushmore?
I don't know how they are going to deal with the beard though, might pay to go bald there ready for the artist's preparation drawings and plans

Sculpt.