Conspiracy Theory Creative Writing Contest – What Happened to Malaysia Flight 370?? OH I'LL TELL YA!

Hiya steemit! Damn, I went one day without posting and I genuinely missed this place, but sometimes creative rests are needed so the day was spent yoga-ing trek-ing and relaxing. Was nice. Much needed.

ANYWHOO Today we are back in action sprinting full steem ahead (ew Dayle, that was bad even for you) with my creative submission for @v4vapid 's Conspiracy Theory Creative Writing Contest – What Happened to Malaysia Flight 370?"

Before I continue, I'd like to state that absolutely nothing in this post is intended to offend or upset anyone affected by the events this story is based upon. My intention is only to poke fun at the extremes of conspiracy theorizm and provide a bit of lightheartedness through creative writing. If you feel anything I've written below oversteps, I'm happy to take any respectful critisizm. Thanks <3

Settle in, grab a cool Gin & Tonic and a comfy spot in a lounge chair or hammock, and enjoy!

On March 8th, 2014, Flight 370 from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, disappeared somewhere over the South China Sea about 1 hour into its scheduled flight to Beijing, China.

There have been many theories as to the whereabouts of the wreckage and although some pieces of the plane have been found, none of the bodies of the 227 passengers or 12 crew members have been recovered.

The multinational search effort for the aircraft is the largest and most expensive in aviation history. And still, no answers have been found to appease those who search for what really happened that day.

Until today.

It has been reported that two passengers boarded Flight 370 with stolen passports. The passports, one Austrian and one Italian, were reported stolen in Thailand within the preceding two years.

Even more curious than our mystery passengers was the contents of the cargo.

5,408 lbs of Lithium Ion batteries and 23,823 lb of mangosteen.

It is well known that many scientists and archaeologists have theorized the likelihood of extraterrestrial life outside our solar system. Which brings us to the

Ancient Sumerian and Middle Eastern texts depict the Anunnaki (inhabitants of the planet Nibiru).

Stone glyphs depicting a story about the Anunnaki (inhabitants of the planet Nibiru) mentioned in ancient Sumerian texts

As you can see from the glyph above, they were a race of highly skilled BBQers, until their home world ran out of fresh water. Their livestock could not be sustained, and they were forced to adopt an entirely plant-based or "vegan" diet.

This intergalactic race of foragers has been known to visit neighboring planets, and in a "borrowers" type fashion, gather small quantities of resources before returning. Thus explaining the various sightings of extraterrestrial beings documented throughout ancient and modern cultures.

Which brings us back to the 23,000 lb of mangosteen aboard Flight 370.

Typically, this quantity of resources would be a highly unorthodox amount for the Anunnaki to seize, but there was another incredibly urgent demand among their people as well...

You see, Pokemon Go had just made its way across the star system to the Anunnaki's home planet Nibiru and as a result, there was also a planet-wide mobile device backup battery shortage as well. All of the Bleep-Blorp Prime facilities were completely sold out.

After much deliberation within the beings elected to the high council, it was decided, Flight 370 would be seized in mid-air and its contents acquired via long-range tractor beam from just outside the earth's atmosphere. No humans were to be harmed in the process, their memories would be wiped, and they would be sent back on their way, leaving only the slight inconvenience of a 15-minute flight delay. (Ever wonder why flights get delayed..? You're welcome.)

Many among the high council felt this operation much too risky of a "borrow" but a majority ruled in favor of proceeding with the plan, because most of them were Team Instinct, and they really needed to get some gyms back.

The aircraft's final automated position report and last transmission was sent at 01:06 MYT.

At 1:07 the Anunnaki ship disabled it's cloaking shields and began tractor beam protocol.

At a 1:08-second ship appeared.

In mythology, the foretold appearance of an apparent cubic UFO had been given various labels, the most familiar of which in our modern culture is “the kingdom of heaven.” In the Bible, this object is called “Zion”, “Holy City of God” or “The New Jerusalem” (Rev. 14:1, 21:2, 10).

It was in fact, the Borg.

It has not been confirmed whether or not the Borg attack was planned through intelligence gained by a detection of sub-space Anunnaki frequencies, or if they just "happened to be in the neighborhood".

The Anunnaki ship was destroyed, and all beings aboard, assimilated.

By 1:10 the ship's main dilithium crystal warp core had succumbed to the flame brought on by the Borg attack, and an entire ship-wide shut down took place, including all systems powering the tractor beam.

The Boeing 777-200ER of Flight 730 was sent into an immediate nosedive, plummeting toward the Southern Indian Ocean.

The only evidence to support what happened next surfaced as a result of an anonymous tip by a scruffy looking nerf herder in a nearby hive of scum and villainy so be warned, the authenticity of this next claim has not been verified.

There were indeed two unknown passengers aboard Flight 370, both with passports reported stolen. They were, in fact, psychic paper passports.

Yes, the very same psychic paper often used by an infamous Time Lord and his companion.

The Time Lord sprung into action, seizing control of the plane's cockpit and to the horror of everyone aboard, tipped the plane's nose to an even more severe 90-degree vertical angle.

After a 3 minute free fall, At 1:13 the 656,000 lb, plane plummeted into the sea with such force that it continued surging through the depths of the ocean until impact with the ocean's floor was imminent.

But there was no crash. There was... nothing.

You see, that day the Time Lord's in flight magazine was "Plate Tectonics Weekly" which contained a riveting article about the locations of concentrated Quartz deposits just under the first layer of the Earth's crust.

It is widely known that when Quartz is subject to extreme pressure, much like the pressure brought about by shifting plates, it emits concentrated electromagnetic fields responsible for space-time disturbances.

Although it is not known what lies at the other side of this rift in space and time at the bottom of Southern Indian Ocean, there have been reports of sightings of the Time Lord and his companion sailing off the coast of Tenerife and enjoying the Festival of the Moon near Suraya Bay on the planet Risa.

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I hope you enjoyed my submission, thank you so much for taking the time to read it, I had an absolute blast writing this one!

Until next time Steemians!