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@devilsd just introduced himself an hour ago and looks interesting. Unreal engine dev.

Don't follow me. I suck. 😁

Are you a vacuum cleaner? 😂

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Apparently mathiasian is.

He seems to be more of a frustrated cocksucker. Calling him a vacuum cleaner is an insult to the vacuum cleaner species. 😂

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I've never heard about an appliance called a Frustrated Cocksucker. Which brand makes it? Bosch? Miele? Whirlpool? Maybe it's one of the smaller brands and it's not sold in regular appliance shops. Or if it is sold there, it's under the counter stuff.

I can't imagine what it does though. Or how it does it. My imagination just can't handle more stuff because my brains top priority is that even though I did decide to stop commenting here because of mathais... mathaihaihai... mathishis... that dude, I'm still commenting, and when he recovers, he's bound to retaliate. And I'm just a plankton. So it may be that I have only 5 days to live. Better make it count.

Lol that's hilarious. I give up and I follow you from now on lollolololol

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Shiiiiiiiit. Followers make me nervous because that means I would have to act like an adult and write quality instead of brainless matter that just pours out of me.

But hey, you're from Third Rock from the Sun! I'm from there too! What are the chances! As there are so many planets like this in the universe and by the look of your profile picture, I would have guessed you're from the same planet as Predator is. But as you are from earth, that means we're practically related, so that definitely deserves a follow! :)

Ha! No need to be scared my fellow Third Stoner From The Sun. Growing up is a trap and so it's writing quality. We need brainless like me!. My cousin Le Predator sends his nice greeting to you as well!. Live long and Steem brainless!

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Although I searched, I found no sucking.

@taskmaster4450 is one to follow. Quality, well researched info about crypto, blockchain and all things steemit. I always enjoy reading their stuff. 👍

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I'll second this. I only became aware of him after he did a write up on my project... but he's thorough and well informed. If you'd like to follow me I enjoy engaging with you as well.

I recommend @suffragator for good political news and takes for the US scene.

Not a big fan of politics, but thanks.

Mark , you do know that whether we like it or not everything ( almost) in life is political , from the pot-hole in front of your house or the water quality in my home.

Everything is political !!

Sure but that doesn’t mean I have to have my feed filled with it.

sure , I get that , I am a bit too passionate about independent political media.

Hey I'm the guy who won the intel chip! On our blog we play random retro video games (Dtube video - 10 min/day), so you can have nostalgia and also learn about some really obscure games too. We are also pretty funny, so they say.

Damn, I so jealous, I wanted one so bad haha. Never actually thought in a million years I or anyone on Steem would have won that giveaway.

For crypto and witnessing: @dragosroua
For abuse fighting, but also music and running: @steevc
For technology including Steem apps: @eroche
For Steem and fun: @whatsup

Cheers. I keep posting suggestions under #followfriday each week. Hope to see others do the same.

I try.

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@starthere for low noise - once a month I update my 2018 Top Ten crypto experiment there, that's about it 😎

What? You don't want to follow some dickhead blundering around the US on his motorcycle? This is my shocked face :)

I follow around 200, but no more than 50 are active. The others are people that made the cut and left and I keep hoping they will come back.

I follow you because you are a damn fine witness that is death on plagiarism and the bullshit of Steemit. And you don't flood my feed with resteems. If you resteem it's worth looking at.

You may find my stuff funny. I post original memes and others I find or are sent to me. You should definitely follow @yankee-statman if you're into analysis.

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kevinwong >> crypto / witness
etherpunk (his alt acct)>> nonsense and yes, funny most of the time
buttcoins >> funny
creativecrypto >> project by sndbox
neopch >> daily crypto talk (he's fast with airdrop)
patrickulrich >> some useful steem stuff
quochuy >> witness update
maxhodl >> LOL

I always write about what is going on in my mind

Follow the tag punchline. Funny stuff going on there...lol

follow for follow...dear sir?

@mathasian ..

Maybe it got lost in translation but it was a meta joke..

They are flagging all the comments on this post. Real mature

Insane guy. .

That is an insult to the word insane.

my apologies..

I carry a message for you: "The word forgives you."
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WOW, I tried to keep my follow list small in the beginning, but it has grown because as a Plankton I need to read a lot to find stuff to comment on to get noticed. Although with HF20 and the RC limits I cannot comment as much because of limited RC. I do enjoy you and @taskmaster4450.

good list. I pretty much do the same thing.
I also follow very few
(I tend to NOT follow people who re-steem too much)

I am not a fan of mass resteeming either, although if they are good resteems I am all for it. But just regular resteeming because they support something just makes a lot of noise.

Ah come on grumpy everitt. Didn't you know that you can hide re-steems on steemit now?

Sheez mate! I know you put me on your Mute list from long time ago. But I also know that your ears have been buzzing during the same time even though you can not read me. :p

I bet someone soon will put this comment in your cereal dish at breakfast. Even if you are now unable to smell it and taste it.

Cheers!! :)

That special snowflake muted me as well. Consider yourself lucky now you don't have him melting all over your posts or comments with his Right/Left bull.

That special snowflake

Hahahaha I actually think 'that' is a great compliment for a grumpy serial muter. LoL

Yes! we are both very lucky my friend.

Cheers!! :)

grumpy serial muter

I wonder if serial muting leads to other serial activities? LOL

Oh, without a doubt my friend. They will tend to serialize everything until they get to the point to stamp a barcode to everything & everyone around. };)

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Ditto.

I follow 120 people, which isn't many at all compared to others, but I definitely agree with you. It's hard to keep up with everything, which I don't.

I just figured that while I have them on the list, I might as well keep them there. I unfollowed about 40 people not that long ago to update my list a bit, but it was probably not enough.

As for people you could follow, I'd say @deadspace. He is hilarious and should meet some of your other criterias. He's not that active though, which might in fact be a positive thing for you in this case, as you want to reduce the noise.

The reason I haven't been that active was due to my computer being dead for about 5-6 weeks without a real solid way to post. It's fixed now, and I plan on having 4-6 posts out a week. Though, I suppose that's still not a lot.

Also, you just earned yourself some spread eagle toilet nudes with that compliment, my good sir. I hope you like hairy mountain looking men, just go ahead and send me your discord link and I'll have you using that vomit bucket in no time.

Haha :D

My initial idea was to recommend both you and @erodedthoughts, but I noticed that Mark already followed eroded and I couldn't come up with anyone else when I wrote it. ;)

Oh, btw. I don't mind nudes, but we'll have to save that for later.

Seconded for @deadspace

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Ayyye, thanks, my dude!

Weird, I was sure I was following you, must be some mad resteeming going on.

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I am a Steem hunter. If you like seeing "odd stuff" and "junk" as how my correspondents jokingly described them, you can take a look at my posts. At least I can say that those junks have covered technology, gadgets and 3D printing on your list.

Those footprints really bug me... it looks like a grown man was bunny hopping.

Nothing wrong with bunny hopping. But what bothers me is that the footprints are so freakishly perfect. That's disturbing.

Thank you mathiasian
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You may enjoy @newageinv. I really like his writings on a deeper way of thinking about crypto investing and also about what works here on Steemit.

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I like funny... funny's great. Like they say 'Ya godda laugh!'

Well I was gonna suggest @nonameslefttouse for your 'just plain funny' category, but I see you're already following him. Check out @dandays, he's worth a look. You don't have him in your list and he makes me laugh.

I already follow @nonameslefttouse, he is pretty funny just don't mention corn.

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Not the be confused with crumbly, tasty, food products. 👍🏿

You’re too’fa King kind dude!

(Ok, how much do I owe you again?)

You know, the thing about following someone is that they might not lead you. But of course if it's done with Irish dance steps, following or leading, everything is different. Making coffee with Irish dance steps is way better. So's Steeming.

Here, I'll give you a beat.

BTW, where did you park your space ship? Is it the one that was just announced being in the wrong place and the police is here to move it. Right now.

I am following you and think you might enjoy my content. do something today.jpg

Hello there. I have some time only posting about gadgets on Steemhunt so maybe there's something you like. Cheers!

I'm not sure whether I can self-promote myself here, especially because I do seem to do quite a lot of political stuff. :D

My feed tends to be a lot less busy than it used to be. I don't know how you get by with only 60 people to follow.

Gaming

I have been enjoying #archdruid posts lately. Many writers talking about games, instead of just videos. I really enjoy reading responses to the contests, which is usually an opinion question we have to write a post about.

Any time someone is just being real, that draws me in instantly. If they are more drama and division than kindness and sharing, that's a big turn-off. At least having some personality, that's a must.

  • @answerswithjoe "Ask Questions. Get interesting, amazing, funny, inspiring, eye-opening, mind-shifting, informative answers. Every week"
  • @saunter - psychology, travel
  • @the.foodini - food, travel, Steemtruck
  • @highonthehog - travel
  • @mys - programming, steemmonsters and curation optimization :D
  • @jakipatryk - programming, science

@jacekw.dev thank you for mention bro! 👊

🚚 STEEMtruck is speeding up, so I invite to follow this project.

Besides, I am planning to cook this beauty soon:



So there will be fun!😎

Holy crap - I cap my follows at 100 and for some reason I follow you - you are my bit of geek on the side - But you should NOT follow me, apart from funny stuff I don't post anything you are into!

Not farting at all would mean that somethings got to give. So if passion is not included and no farting is prohibited, it might lead to exploding heads. Head. Exploding head. I have no idea what, how and who is Exploding Heads. I do not know him.

here are a few people i follow because i find their posts interesting or inspiring. they may not be the kind of people you follow, but maybe they should be if you are floundering.

@carlgnash has an unstoppable curiosity and inventiveness. i never know what to expect, and it usually surprises me.

@quochuy writes witnessy updates in way i can understand, which is important for a dweeb like me. he also has cool posts on gardening and other well rounded stuff.

@bflanagin - humblebeaver. new guy. modeling, gaming, coding, plus a really nice person to chat with.

I like these footprints much better. The circle around the corn cob is very pleasing.

ty! i never looked close enuf but you are right its prolly a corn cob :) i'm going to that park again today, it's a recent discovery that needs more photos.

I agree with this list and would also add...
@alexbeyman for gadgets/tech and sci-fi writing

Is this the actual person from the series from the TV show, or a coward ass bitch who has stolen a man's identity? Either way, fuck you Mark ass cunt. Fuck Steemit too. I will pull everything I have from this shit show, and use my social media fame to end this shit site.

Wow! You are full of piss and vinegar.
Anywhere you are... is not where I'd like to be.

You are full of nigger cum, faggot.

Remarkable!

The fact you burned 5 days worth of voting power flagging all the commenters on my post and it only took me 20% of 1 of my 10 daily votes to counter it and give them 7 cents on top of your flags makes me very happy.

Cringe loser mad on the on the internet

Tranny pedo who will kill himselve in due time.

I'd rather be a "tranny pedo" than a racist loser trumper any day of the week, kid. Stay mad on the internet and mad in real life, loser.

"Tranny pedo". Very creative. Take a break, I'm sure you used up both of your IQ points for the rest of the year coming up with that stuff. Rest and recharge.

He admitted it to be true though. LOL! You and your disgusting boyfriend are peas in a pod. I am sure.

Okay freak!

!popcorn

What the hell, I want a cool !popcorn like this too!

Now that's some shitload of popcorn! Thanks popcornexpress!

!popcorn is so good during drama filled times.

flagged for spam @steemflagrewards

You have a discord number, I removed the download because of a continued pop up problem now it seems to ask for a persons number.

@DollarsAndSense is good for a laugh! Definitely would recommend him!

I would recommend myself, but everyone always thinks they are the hottest thing on the chain...

Well thank you very much sir! And for what it’s worth, I have a very small number of people on GINABot notifications for news posts and you were the second person I added to that list. @denmarkguy being the first

Wow, thanks! That is an honour!

@themarkymark I had and still have the same problem when i use other social media. People post just to post with no content worthy of reading. In Steemit luckily i don't have to deal with this problem anymore.

At least 50% of my content is gaming. Though not modern, mostly retro Mega Man stuff, speedrunning and whatnot. I'm also super funny.

That other stuff? Not much. STEEM sometimes.

  • or just plain funny, I love funny.

Well my friend, if Humor and plain funny stuff is something which would pull and float your boat. You may want to take a peep on my blog to see how it goes.

In fact, I really believe you've spent a lot of time on steemit without a good laugh and I think it's about time you start doing it big time. };)

Cheers!!

I just finished checking the ones you are currently following on steemit. Mate, get rid of that boring stuff asap.

Now I can understand why you are needing fresh blood to inject inside your humanity.

I could recommend a couple of candidates that I follow that I bet would fill you with solid glee reading their posts from time to time. That although they don't usually write about the topics and categories that you have listed above. I'm sure their kind of content is the miraculous medicine that you are looking for to take to cure your current ailment.

Check right away the blogs of my friends @tarazkp & @denmarkguy. Oh! and for some sort of arcane gaming stuff you surely would like to check @lextenebris blog. :)

ATTENTION: A profile with a lot of knowledge!


If you like numbers, analyses and statistics and you don't follow @jacekw.dev account, it means that you don't really like them! 😉

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I feel like I might no somebody that fits that criteria but my mind is drawing a blank. Hmmm

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