"I AM VEGAN, BUT I DO EAT CHEESE ON MY PIZZA, WITH PEPPERONI!"

in food •  7 years ago  (edited)

THEN YOU ARE NOT-VEGAN ANYMORE!!!

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OR YOU ARE STUPID?

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OR YOU ARE FOOLISH?

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEPPERONI IS?

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GOT PARASITES?

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MAYBE YOU ARE LAZY?

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OR ACIDIC?

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ACIDIC CHEESE + ACIDIC WHEAT = DISEASE.

TOO ACIDIC & LAZY TO MAKE BETTER DECISIONS?

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DO.

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OR DO NOT.

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THERE IS NO TRY.

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@DarthVegan

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Yoda is right again!

    It's like saying you're a virgin except for that time you fucked Justin Bieber.

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    Hahaaa! fucking for virginity!

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        ·  7 years ago 

      This is so funny and true. I knew a girl who was vegetarian, except with pizza!! WTH?!?! Vegan pizza is the best! No need to go back to "regular" pizza :)

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        ·  7 years ago (edited)

      Classic! Im working on a stand up comedy routine about "vegetarian?!... why would I wanna be VEGETARIAN.?! Im not into beastiality, cows nipples or birds periods."

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        ·  7 years ago 

      You almost just made me choke on my almond milk laughing. ;) Bird periods--yuck. And I agree @pinellaslisa, there are so many foods like pizza that are so much better in vegan form!

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Comedy test run results = " almost just made me choke on my almond milk laughing."

      SUCCESS ;)

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Definite success!!

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          👏👏

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              ·  7 years ago 

            Sneaky Ninja Attack! You have been defended with a 6.28% vote... I was summoned by @darthvegan! I have done their bidding and now I will vanish...Whoosh

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