This is so funny and true. I knew a girl who was vegetarian, except with pizza!! WTH?!?! Vegan pizza is the best! No need to go back to "regular" pizza :)
Classic! Im working on a stand up comedy routine about "vegetarian?!... why would I wanna be VEGETARIAN.?! Im not into beastiality, cows nipples or birds periods."
You almost just made me choke on my almond milk laughing. ;) Bird periods--yuck. And I agree @pinellaslisa, there are so many foods like pizza that are so much better in vegan form!
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Yoda is right again!
It's like saying you're a virgin except for that time you fucked Justin Bieber.
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Hahaaa! fucking for virginity!
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This is so funny and true. I knew a girl who was vegetarian, except with pizza!! WTH?!?! Vegan pizza is the best! No need to go back to "regular" pizza :)
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Classic! Im working on a stand up comedy routine about "vegetarian?!... why would I wanna be VEGETARIAN.?! Im not into beastiality, cows nipples or birds periods."
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You almost just made me choke on my almond milk laughing. ;) Bird periods--yuck. And I agree @pinellaslisa, there are so many foods like pizza that are so much better in vegan form!
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Comedy test run results = " almost just made me choke on my almond milk laughing."
SUCCESS ;)
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Definite success!!
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