RE: I don’t Cook Anymore

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I don’t Cook Anymore

in food •  7 years ago 

Dude, do I look like I need a diet? And I'm a very confident eater, thank you very much for your concern.

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I think you took what I said in the wrong way 🤣😂
When I say diet, I mean way of eating. Not restrictive eating habits.

I did get that, but I'm just messing with you. But yeah, I don't need help in finding, paying or consuming food.

You little devil 😈
You’re a feisty one. I’m sure you done a fine job finding your own food. I’ll stick to feeding my Persian cats 😹

You have cats. Cats is edible. Good for you for growing your own food.

It’s harvesting season. I’m about to consume this filet this evening. I’ve been keeping her in cold storage for the past week, waiting on th perfect time to feast.

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Are you saving the black one for Christmas?

How did you know?
His claws are actually going to be the main appetizer. My family prefers something crunchy. Of course nothing goes better inside a martini besides a flavorful eyeball. I look forward to the holidays when I can celebrate some random dude and spend the late evening flossing my teeth with cat whiskers.

Let's be friends!