A Fantastical No-Sugar, Low-Carb Baked Good Culinary Exploration
For three days in a row my meals have come from restaurants. This phenomena is not a common occurrence in my realm, as my irritated digestive system keeps reminding me with the subtlety of a baby elephant astride rollerblades in a percussion instrument store.
So, for the next few days I need to behave with my food choices, something that I do most of the time anyway, but it was as I was baking a few batches of chocolate chip cookies for my kids and the neighbor heathens, it struck me:
I WANTED SOME COOKIES!
I mean, I spent most of the early afternoon on an ice rink with no less than twenty close personal friend's spawn. With it being President's Day, our local ice skating rink had a noon-two public skate, so a huge group of my friend's descended onto Frontier Ice Arena down by Coeur d'Alene, and we skated hard. By skating hard I mean that yours truly was the only grown up of our group out on the ice with mostly teenagers. Actually it was a lot of fun until we all started holding hands and traversing the ice. I would have been fine if my daughter, who caught her toepick and launched, would have let go of my paw. Instead she hammer threw me across the ice like an errant ice queen. I must have looked like an Olympic figure skater as I flew through the air and landed first on my knee before beached halibut flipping onto my back. As I slid to a stop all I could hear was the sound of everyone skidding to a stop and gasps of awe. I just stared at the ceiling and started guffawing like a lady. It was glorious!
So, after working up an appetite entertaining the youth, I came home and whipped up a few homemade pizzas. Apparently it matters not that I live in the country, for before the first pizza was out of the oven, random children just started walking through my door. Good thing I had some cookie dough left over from my 4-H meeting last Thursday.
With all the local seagulls fed and kicked outside into our glistening Siberia-like temperate climate, I prepared myself to engage in Kat-perimentation. In the Lemony Snicket series of books, Violet Baudelaire ties her hair back into a ribbon before she starts inventing. This Kat powers up my little Bluetooth speaker. My family knows when they hear the little jingle that kitchen inventin' is about to commence. Today I started my musical inventional interlude with an appropriate tune:
As I yodeled out the aptly descriptive title lyrics I began working my kitchen creation groove. I've been craving a simple, yet delectable brownie lately, so I thought that my cookies should be brownie like.
So, I threw some cream cheese and some butter into my Kitchen Aid mixing bowl. I then added some Pyure, which is an erythritol and stevia blend. As I am not new to the no-sugar cooking corral, I also added some liquid stevia too, and then I whipped those ingredients like a too many espressos sipped French Pastry chef making meringue.
The final friends in the cookie dough pool were almond flour, unsweetened baking cocoa, and Himalayan pink salt. If I was a 1%er or slightly less busy I would have totally added some of those Lily's stevia sweetened chocolate chips or some stevia sweetened chocolate chips that I created, but alas, sometimes things just cannot be so.
Here's a little known Kat fact for you all, I am parchment paper challenged. I am sure that this tid bit of knowledge could be useful for the world to know, I just don't know how, why, or when, but since I had to fight with the special baking paper that I love, I thought you should know that it's totally the parchment's fault in every instance.
Baking sheet lined, I rolled out my lovely, cholatesque cookie dough into uniform little balls. They were even pretty awesomely spaced, so I must have knocked something right when I hit the ground at the ice rink! BONUS!
After pressing each cookie ball a bit, I popped them into the oven for thirteen minutes. Upon removing them from the oven I was cautiously optimistic about the cookies. You see, I have been burned by no-sugar, low carb cookies before. They might come out of the oven looking dandy, but they also might taste like used sawdust cat litter.
My potential tasting was interrupted by the Robin Hood Gang, all of the neighbor children came in my house and announced that they were going to shoot bows and arrows. During this invasion and subsequent arms race, as the weaponry is stored in my bedroom, I noticed that all of the rest of the chocolate chip cookies evaporated. One of the Merry Men was eyeballing my low carb cookies, I quickly informed the potential usurper that my loot was not part of their campaign, and the bandits went on their way.
By the time the invasion had ceased it was time to test a cookie. THEY ARE AWESOME! As anyone that cooks with alternative sweeteners knows, getting the sweetness level perfect can be a bit of a trial, but these cookies are just right, no weird stevia aftertaste, no mealy too much almond flour texture, they are chewy and chocolatey, and oh so sweet. However, they won't do any weird junk to your bloodsugar! YAY!
No-Sugar, Low-Carb Brownie Cookies
1/4 cup butter, softened
3 ounces cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup pyure (erythritol/stevia blend)
1/2 teaspoon liquid stevia extract
1 large egg
2 teaspoons vanilla
2 cups almond flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
2/3 cup unsweetened baking cocoaPreheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Cream together butter and cream cheese with Pyure and stevia in a mixing bowl. Add egg and vanilla and mix well.
Add almond flour, salt, and baking cocoa and mix until well combined.
Roll cookie dough into little balls and place onto a parchment paper lined baking sheet. Flatten the cookies slightly with your finger tips. Bake for 13 minutes. Let cookies cool at least five minutes before inhaling!
I have never baked with stevia or alternative sweetners, most likely it’s not in the stars for me. If you say they are delicious that’s good enough for me. What you did remind me of is the box mix of chocolate chip cookies that have been calling my name since the first picture on this post. Thank goodness the neighborhood hethuns are scared to venture over here.
Maybe you and your daughter should do a skating duo for dramatic affect. I think you would get a ten for that. Nothing well rehearsed just something simple like Steve Martin and Gilda Radner used to do. Lol🐓🐓
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Lol! We'd probably look a lot more like Chris Farley and David Spade, ha ha!! You should have seen the two of us playing volleyball with a bunch of my nephew's sun kissed model friends on the beach last night. It was hilarious 😂
I do so hope there was a chocolate chip baking and ingesting event at your house, and don't worry, I don't always go the healthy route, last night I ate a milk chocolate hazelnut gelato waffle cone the size of my head! Woo! Today French macaroons!
Hope you are having a great day my friend😊
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P.S. I bet it was warmer in the ice skating rink than outside!!
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It was! I was comfortable in a sweater and a sweatshirt on the rink. Outside was subarctic, lol!
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Can we make no calorie cookies? That would be great... hehe
I wish I was around your baking... all that is here is high calorie sugar cookies and now I want one cause it looks so good here! haha
Love your healthy alternative posts @generikat!
Have a lovely evening.
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LOL! I would love to be able to accomplish that dream goal, but I just don't think they would be very awesome in the taste department, ha ha!
I would totally throw a healthy cookie your way, and don't worry, that high calorie tastiness stuff ends up around us all more often than it should, lol! Hence the occasional healthy alternative post, you can't say that I don't try to be good!
Thank you so much for your awesome reply, as always, I really enjoy them:o)
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Ok good I thought you were a perfect healthier eater. I don't feel so bad now..hahah
I always enjoy your posts and comments! Love your positive attitude, makes my day! :)
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I agree that it can be tough to balance out the sweetness when you are using the artificial sweeteners, however I have found that when I'm being consistent with my low carb way of eating, the intensity of my sweet tooth is letting me get away with less and less. My partner is inspirational, stating his 100% cacao chips are "tasting sweeter"...while I am still working with 85%...but I'm still green with low carbs so I expect it will be easier with more time. Thanks for sharing more low carb options!
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Thank you so much for your awesome reply! It is so true that over time your sweet tooth lessens, I don't think I have had or even wanted a soda for years. Although I never really liked pop to begin with, so that helps, lol! Your partner sounds amazingly dedicated, both of you do! That is awesome! As someone who puts cacao butter in my coffee, I totally understand the 100% cacao enjoyment:o)
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I'm with you on the soda pop, I have never been a big fan, I always chug water. My dedicated partner used to be a big moutain dew fan and is loving his lime flavored seltzer water to give him a little extra flavor, texture, and belching haha.
I got my choco-holic status from my mom and I've been guiding her through the process of not just finding "dark" chocolate but looking for cacao percentage to get an indication of the sugars added. I have seen "dark" chocolates that are less than half cacao...no thanks! :)
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Congratulations on yet another successful kitchen experiment! And I'm glad you were able to protect your treats from the young marauders.
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I, too, am thankful that my treats were preserved from the kid-locusts. Boy, can they ever inhale the comestibles! However, as you have raised more than a few yourself, I imagine I am saying nothing new, lol!
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"Parchment paper challenged" Even I don't know what to say about that.
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I kinda feel like I should be awarded a trophy for your general befuddlement regarding my parchment paper predicament. I am seriously feeling amusement for real right now.....LOL LOL!!
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Congratulations!
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I cannot even begin to describe how much I love it! Thank you , thank you, thank you❤️!
There are more things I would like to say, but I have to go get trained to use a defibrillator, yay! You're the best Chops!
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Sounds like Little John met his match with Kat the Kitchen Magician.
I don’t know that I have ever seen a homemade pizza look like it came out of an Italian pizza parlor before. So scrumptious looking!
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OH MY GRAVY! You are just so full of high praise that I can't even handle it! I swear I am aglow with praise haze right now! LOL! Thank you lydon!
Sorry, I just read and responded to all your replies in a row:o)
Pizza is my favorite food, so much so that a few members in my house get sick of it, so that you think that my pie looks parlorish makes me positively giddy!
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Wow mouthwatering really water coming
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Ha ha ha! I hope that you found something to eat! You sounded hungry! lol! And thank you:o)
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I want to eat it while drinking coffee!
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This morning I did just that, had a cookie and some coffee, it was excellent! I so recommend doing so!
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nice
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All your stories posted very beautiful Best post on
steam post on your recipe.
Thanks for sharing steam. I think you can post more.
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I'm christening you the Cookieologist of the Year, or maybe the decade would be more like it. If only I knew how to make a badge. You never cease to amaze. And I get music to listen to when I type. I like that, and the tune. I can just imagine you dancing about the kitchen as you wing your Stevia and other delights all about the place. Such fun.
Your cookies look great. And I love you chase the kids out before they can eat them all up. Gotta have your priorities down. Well, that spiffy tune has abated here, so I will cut this off at Half-D. A short one for a Friday night. I hope this finds you having some sort of fun tonight, and I hope your knee is not too sore. That ice got no give.
At least you didn't get swept up in the Zamboni. That was always my favourite part of watching college hockey....people cheered during the game, and especially when a fight broke out. But when the Zamboni showed up, it was MAYHEM.
Sorry I've been delinquent on here...been having trouble keeping up with it all, but it's all good. Still havin' fun though. Well, keep chill, and have a good night.
Yours in the Griswold
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