A Very Shitty Wine Review **UPDATED**- @Jessiskar (Exclusively for Steemit) Created by @MrWang

in food •  8 years ago  (edited)

HELLO WORLD

Here's an exclusive steemit video of my extra



SHITTY WINE REVIEW




Just a heads up.. this is @jessiskar coming up with the ultimate hack of user @mrwang steemit account to bring you this ultimate SHITTY WINE REVIEW (translated by Wally)

Wine list and review below video




The wines on todays episode

Meiomi - Pinot Noir This shxx was HEAVY & HOT kinda sweet but FUCKING HOT
Poppy - Pinot Noir SHXX was DRY AS FUCK but light on my tummy I LOVED IT
Hawkstone - Cabernet GAWDAM!!! this SHXX was HOT & TART
Zac Brown - CabernetOMG this WARM & FRUITYLICIOUS had an extra GRAPE flavor punch that put me on my ASS... too bad somebody couldn't spell, ZAC, in the video
Gascon MalbecMy #2 favorite for tonight... This FRUITY, COOL, WOODSY aftertaste was medium body and large on flavor and probably as good as my review will be for tonights lineup
14 Hands - Merlot This COOL & FRUITY wine left me a bad after taste reminiscent of that COOL & FRUITY tv show...



MIAMI VICE



What's your favorite wine? Let us know in the comments below


Be sure to like and share the video and also add user @jessiskar as someone new to follow... This has been a collaborative funny piece concocted by 2 crazy parents getting some adult time away from their crazy kid.

Till next time,
Adios Amigos
@mrwang you have been unhacked

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Personally, I don't drink wine. If I did I'd fetch a bottle of Dom Perignon and pretend I'm a mainstream rapper.

haha, poppin bottles in this mofo

Nice good job @mrwang!

thanks for watching @acassity

Thanks for the review! My favourite wine. You should try it.

Thank you for sharing!!

yep this is funny - thanks

thanks for checking it out @ladypenelope1

seems that someone enjoyed the wine tasting :D

yup, somebody might have enjoyed that a bit too much hahah

It's not tasting unless you drink a whole bottle of it.

wow, that looks hella fancy haha.. it comes with a comfy looking sleeve too?

Yup, it does... Something to do with light exposure and whatever... Fermented Grape juice.

FYI, I'm joking. :p

hey, can't knock you for trying... lol, shxx actually sounds like it would be a legit reason

Very entertaining, maybe pick a certain blend of all malbecs and share your thoughts and opinions?

blend of all malbecs? sounds like a challenge for the "wine taster" :P
Are Malbecs your preference?