Best Breakfast Burrito: Food blog parody

in food •  7 years ago  (edited)

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OMG @saywha!!! How did you get such a delicious breakfast burrito? You must tell me!!

Fine! Shut up and listen!

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🍽Go to the store, here is your grocery list!

  • Tater tots or hashbrowns
  • Bacon or Sausage
  • CHEESE
  • Eggs
    All of this is optional, you can add whatever you want, I'm not your frickin dad

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🍽 Start by putting the tots in the oven

  • This way they will be done same time as everything else
  • No I don't know what temp to put it at, just read the dang bag
  • Yes same applies for hash browns, just shut up and put them in the oven!

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🍽 Cook your bacon!

  • But @saywha I'm a vegan ... GET OUT THEN!!!
    I mean really. 3 out of 5 ingredients here are from animals, why'd you even click this...
  • You shouldn't need any instruction how to cook meat. If you do, there's no hope for you
  • BTW, get the good bacon/sausage from the butcher at your grocery store, the kind that they have to wrap. If its pre wrapped, its TRASH. Nitrites, and Nitrates are for punks.
  • DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT USING TURKEY BACON

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🍽 Cheese goes in tortilla

  • Microwave it, or whatever
  • Thats literally it...
  • Why are you asking questions about this??

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🍽 GLORIOUS FOOD

  • In about the same amount of time it takes to cook a pound of bacon, the tots should be done
  • I know I said to get eggs... most people like them. I don't. They're essentially chicken periods... and that's gross lol.

You are now the proud owner of a breakfast burrito. Congratulations

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SECRET STEP 10 by @steemitadventure

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So my house is slowly filling with smoke....not sure if that's a step you left out...or if i should alert some sort of authorities..coughcough...i just threw it all in the damn oven!!! And what a sexy photo...... of the burrito u sick bastard....the burrito....

This shit is so funny! It reminds me of thug kitchen, you ever heard of that?

haha I forgot about it until you just said that. Glad you enjoyed!

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in the oven

It happens to the best of us

awesome, I don't even eat bacon but that makes me wanna try.

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Lol you need to do more cooking blogs, actually made me laugh. I got a shout out too, I'm famous!!
You didn't say to combine the ingredients :)

Turkey bacon is awesome. It's almost like bacon made of turkey!

haha you're always full of jokes man. i love it! haha

Good and funny. upvoted

i love the secret step 10 @saywha! haha i had a good laugh reading your post! the badassery way of saywha's food blog! :)

But @shaywha why didn't you get the whole thing?

I started at the end. Finished product is in my hand ;)

And in the other hand beer I hope haha

This is written like a heroin addict wrongly locked up in an asylum for a season too long, but I'm gonna master this shit

nic pots , betiful images, @trumpman

Ha ha ha ... in my place, that is wrong name. be careful, it's look like lot of dangerous.

lol wut