GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS? It's about to get spicy in this bitch.

in food •  8 years ago  (edited)

What do mouthwatering flavors, fuckery, and plastic bottles have in common?


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Keep your pants on, we'll get to that.

First, feast your eyes on these bad boys!

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Yeah, yeah. I'm a little late for taco Tuesday...

And it's a little early for TBT. Hmm...(cauliflower) wing Wednesday? YASSSS.

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That's more like it.

Now that you're sufficiently hungry, @shenanigator and I have a special little announcement for you.

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We're starting a sassy little spice business.

Sung to the tune of Thug Kitchen (did the "fuckery" give that away?) with all the to-die-for flavor of recipes from Sharing Every Bite. Taste buds will be assaulted...the good way, of course. Mothers will gasp! (Oh no she dih-ent!) And, naturally, all you need to do to make your food taste fucking amaze-balls is sprinkle this food glitter and BAM! You get a little something like this...

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Want some?

Well, you lucky son of a bitch, you. We're giving out samples (within the US...anyone tried shipping internationally? LIKE DAMN.) All you have to do? Basically nothing. Comment and tell us why you want some.

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I am in Canada but you can send it COD....I wanna fuckin try this stuff! Looks delish

Even though you did make me hungry as a mofo, I fucking loved your post in general!!

So hilarious and if thats how you talk in general, we would be great friends irl!! Wish I could grab a sample but unfortunately I dont live in the US. Good luck with everything, have upvoted and followed ya.

FOOD PORN, FTW!

Sad story, if only those international shipping fees weren't so g-damn expensive! Thanks for following. ;p

I'm down. Like so fucking down.

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Uhhhhhh FUCK YAA.

I love it! Good luck guys. Resteeming and following.

You da best! Details for the samples to follow.

No worries. Let me know when you all are going to promote some more and I'll resteem you.

Food for the win !!!

Upvoted and following for all the spice fuckery! Food porn ROCKS!

I find it unsettling that the first question ain't answered..

And nice going with the business! Now if you guys can drone it over to Asia, that'd be great...

I agree - and almost afraid to ask, but when/where do the plastic bottles come into play?

Shenanigans!

We're bottling and selling the Best Damn Spices ;) Bam!

The title got me!

Damn!

I am from one of the spiciest area... from South India... and this got me all scared.

We're giving out samples (within the US...anyone tried shipping internationally? LIKE DAMN.

Too bad but one day I am coming there for these! :D

Muah ha haaa! Tempting fuckery FTW! South India, nice... I bet there are some badass spice mixes there!

Tell us when you're in the US and we'll ship some your way!

It looks... edible. Wheres the meat? That might pass as a meal for a college student, but working class? That won't feed the hungry. Top it with Beef, Pork, or Chicken though, and you've got a winner.

Niiice! Looks like truly healthy fast food. I saw something like this in a mall in Montreal.

Foooooooood. Now I want some food

Man this looks good @sharingeverybite thx , keep up the good work !!

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nice post