I enjoy Fortnite a good bit... but.... SMFH -.-

in fortnite •  5 years ago 

SMFH Fortnite... SMFH...Pathetic...

Well, I wanted to play some Fortnite right now... but it seems they've got this fucking stupid ass "concert" going on right now and they have disabled all the gamemodes for it.

Now... this is just retarded. Purely.

Travis Scott?Fucking lame as shit. Period.

When I first saw headlines on social media outlets, about how they had "12 Million+ in attendance for the Travis Scott Fortnite concert event!" I thought that was a little bit funny. Travis Scott is an absolutely trash ass artist, with shitty music... No way, I thought to myself. I mean, I guess it's possible... There are a lot of stupid fucking children on Fortnite, after all... so I simply let it stew for a bit...

Wanna play a game?Too bad.

Well, after letting it stew, I only today realized that they were disabling the gamemodes entirely for these "concerts," and that I was going to be unable to play the regular game until they were over, but simply only had the option when logged in.... to watch this lame ass performance. Now.... I'm not stupid, or going to waste my fucking time, so naturally I did not even bother to get into the stupid shit. It's fucking retarded. A lame ass artist? You're trying to force me to watch? Fucking pathetic.

12M "In Attendance"LOL What a fuckin joke. :)

Then it really hit me. Fortnite was retarded, but smart at the same time. "12M In Attendance" of this absolutely shitty artist's concert? Nah, I knew it was bullshit the second I heard it. It was Fortnite that had 12M "In attendance" and that was the simple truth.

What happened? I know exactly what the fuck happened for such a shitty fucking loser of an artist, to get 12M "attendees" to an online concert. What happened is that nearly 12M FUCKING CHILDREN logged in, saw they couldn't play their all-time favorite game, LEFT THEMSELVES LOGGED IN and went to go play other games while they waited. It's as fucking simple as that. Travis Scott did not have nearly that many viewers, it was a simple case of "We've shut down all our game servers, even though we don't actually have to, because we have plenty of server capability to host both games, and this shitty, retarded, fucking garbage artist we've chosen to promote, but we decided we want to try and boost the ratings of some fucking loser who can't hack it, plus Kylie Jenner paid us a bunch of money to make her baby daddy feel like he's worth a fuck. Ultimately, those numbers were falsely generated to produce more of a cash stream to this failing shitstain of an artist, as well as line our pockets in the process. That will be all, thanks!"

A fucking JOKE.Yes, you, Fortnite.

You're a fucking joke of a company. You also claim you fight cheaters, yet some of your highest earning streamers, are cheaters that you look the other way for. Pretty fucking pathetic, if you ask me. You've got no integrity as a company, and this little stunt proves it beyond anything else. You don't respect your playerbase, especially those of us who are not children, and it's ultimately going to be why you die off and become a distant memory, like any other game with careless, retarded fucking leaders. You had the full capability to satisfy the wants of your playerbase, on both accounts, those who wanted to view that lame ass concert, and those who don't, but you chose to shut down your gamemodes, to give no option but to watch the concert or log out. You forced the hand of your players, in the most aggravating and disrespectful of ways... You're fucking trash. It's as simple as that. :) You could have done the right thing, but you chose to do the profitable thing, and that, makes you the lowest of low of pieces of fucking loser shit. No two ways about that, you dipshits.

A letter to them.The pieces of shit.

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I let them know how I felt about their retarded decision. Could care less about bans or anything, Fortnite isn't my favorite game and isn't that good of a game to begin with. Just pathetic to see something with potential, have such little effort or care put into it. Even more pathetic to see them trying to make money moves like this, at their players' expense. Pa-the-tic. :)

You may also notice I called ninja a "faggot" so I would like to clarify, before some pussy piece of PC shit gets offended and calls me a homophobe because their tiny fucking mind can't comprehend that everyone perceives life differently and we don't all mean the same thing even when using the same words, sometimes....

Faggot, when I was growing up, was a term we used to refer to fucking losers or douchebags or something of the sort. It was one of many insults thrown at them. It was NOT used as a slur for homosexual people. We didn't have next to any people who even had any issue with anyone being homosexual to begin with, growing up, except for like that one or two dudes in the whole town... to which they used slurs such as "HOMO!" "ASS-CLOWN!" "SHIT-FUCKERS!" "CARPET-MUNCHING-DYKE-BITCHES!".... Not once was "faggot" a term these actual homophobes used. Now, I understand that this isn't the case everywhere... but I'm not going to sit here and change my wording because it might offend someone who's too simple minded to take a second and understand how I mean it. If you're too fucking stupid to understand that I'm not using it offensively towards homosexuals, then I'm going to purposely be "too fucking stupid" (Since that's what you'll label me, ignorant and stupid, because I didn't just do things and say things how you thought I should, you fucking moron.) to care about your opinion on the matter. To clarify on more levels, "Faggot" and "Gay" had OTHER meanings that were ORIGINALLY put to them, long before homosexual people decided to ADOPT these words as their own. (I'm also not going to just let stupid people pick and choose words to call themselves, that already had fucking meanings, just so they can be offended and butthurt little crybaby bitches when people use them still, in other ways. Nah.)

Well why not just use those other words then? If that's what you mean it as? Why?... Because I like variety and I have a right to use whatever fucking words I choose, whenever I so choose. If it's not a threat of some sort, then you have no right to tell me shit about shit I say, period. You don't get to just choose to be offended by something that you have also CHOSEN to tag yourself with/as. It's fucking counter-intuitive and frankly, I don't respect retardation to that level. That's like me deciding to call myself a fork, then getting offended at every single person who says "fork" around me... it's fucking dumb as shit, just like the people who do this in their daily lives.

Now we're clear, it's meant as another term for many other words. I'm not going to pick and choose specific synonyms to words, because certain ones I like, offend you. Fuck off if you're some PC pussy, simple as that. You're the reason the species is getting weaker. Pathetic fucks.

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