Prologue:

India has implemented state of the art bio-metric database without having privacy or data protection regulations. We also have went ahead burned few billions without doing a pilot study. Now we are all digital and apparently some people who claim them self to be privacy-warriors are jealous. Oh, yes, we are completely transparent in the process and kept the MongoDB databases without passwords.

Even The Guardian praised our achievement of giving access to the bio-metric information at a very affordable rate of around 10 USD.

Still there are those who contempt us!

This is an answer to those.

Couple of days ago a non-Indian guy, God knows who retweeted the following:

The original Tweet is here

This is by a news paper called The Tribune.

Oh, that guy who did the retweet was Edward Snowden

He also tweeted,

The journalists exposing the #Aadhaar breach deserve an award, not an investigation. If the government were truly concerned for justice, they would be reforming the policies that destroyed the privacy of a billion Indians. Want to arrest those responsible? They are called @UIDAI. https://t.co/xyewbK2WO2

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) January 8, 2018

Now, What is Aadhar / UID ?

Its a biometric database of every Indian, except handful of people like me, Anivar, my dog etc doesn't have.

Dog and Aadhar Card

I am a dog lover & I sincerly regret not getting Aadhar for my dog.

Bhind, Madhya Pradesh: It's no secret that a lot of people treat their pets like family, which is only as it should be. But here's a cautionary tale for those amongst them who tend to forget boundaries - a man in Madhya Pradesh is paying a hefty price for ignoring the fact that his dog was not, in fact, human.

The above is an excertp from the report regarding the use case which I like most.

Now, besides what Mr Edward Snowden has to say, I am here to show the various uses that Aadhar card has. For example, did he knew the above use case ?

Mr Snowden, have you ever lived in a hostel ? / dorm ?

I don't know that, but if you have ever stayed, you will probably know that the inner wears always gets exchanged. We are linking everything with Aadhar. With biometric enabled, radio - satelite tracked innerwear, we will make sure that our future generation will never have to wear someone else's underwear.

Making things clean

One of the aspects making our surroundings clean is to use a toilet, with a septic tank etc & also make sure one uses it once a day.

Do you know this Mr whatever ?

We are going to have RFID enabled toilets in everyhome. The toilets will be digital and IoT enabled and backed by the same network that powers NPCI (National Payment Corporation of India) -- I know the short sighted will not understand why this.

We will have everyone use the toilets, only those toilets which are connected to the network. Not just that, we will also make sure that those who are not going to the toilet will be fined - ie you are supposed to go to toilet once minimum per day.

what if someone uses the toilets more than say 12 times per day ?

This is where our digital toilets with integrated payment system comes into play. For any reason if anyone uses the toilets for more than X number of times, his Aadhar linked bank account from SBI will be charged. A service charge of 18% also will be applicable. A seperate Utility fee will be payable to Reliance Industries as well.

dealing with re-incarnations

We have numerous scenarios of re-incarnation as discussed in detail by the glue-company Fevicol & made an international case through following awareness campaign.

After futher research, it has been identified that, if a person A dies and takes re-birth as person B, the person B will still have the biometric information as that of Person A. This is described and proved in I-Origins

Traffic Violations

We have been wasting time and effort tracking various traffic violations. With Aadhar card and ID linked with your Vehicle registrations, we have made it completely DIGITAL.

Take the case you violate a traffic signal, our IoT enabled, fast network will identify your vehicle, your phone number, your bank accounts, your family details, your address, your travel direction, your regular travel routes, your shopping patterns, the ATMs that you mis-use even though we insist to use the Chineese funded PayTM, the shops from where you buy things, how much money you have in the bank etc.

This where the fun begins. We will also know when you will be using the toilets as they are fully automatic, digital and IoT enabled. If you violate traffic and avoid all the things that you usually do as mentioned above, you will still have to use the toilet.

That where we will catch you Mr. WhoEver.

So, the offender, ie you, tries to get into one of the ultra modern toilets, our efficient payment network will use your bio-metric authentication as an approval to pay the fine for traffic violation before you address nature's call.

Oh, you are smart, and decide not to use one of our toilets ? As you know, we have already covered that.

You must use toilets once everyday.

You see, Mr. WhomSoever it concerns, we have a system, like a clock work, better than "The Matrix" or the "Vanilla Sky" which even takes care of natures call in the most advanced, IoT enabled ways.

Stop being jealosy,Welcome to 2050.