Poorly pissed on by pussy. I pay the price.

in freewrite •  5 years ago 

My cat pissed on my bed while I was on it. right over my leg and into the bed cushion.
It's actually my fault this happened. The alarm went off and I only got up to turn it off. Took the phone with me from the kitchen and back into my bed I went. I usually leave the window open so the cat can leave and come as she wishes. She's usually well behaved and well, like I said it is my fault. with the window closed she had no escape to do her business so she did it ontop of me. Could say Karms hit me good.

anyways, If you have a cat, be sure to have their means of bathroom access, accessable otherwise you'll end up with urine on your leg.

Thank you Sophia for the wisdom ye granted me this morning.

May your legs and beds be
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dry pussy owners.

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Cute cat, I love cats like I love Retarded Jesus lol.

Thank you.
She's not as shy in the normal sense. She will approach just about anyone and lets herself be handled, that is if one handles her correctly. correctly being her standard of correct.

nice