I left the house, feeling like a piano had been dropped on my head. The taxi stood waiting for me. I felt “shit” like I needed a “fucking” ambulance not a freaking taxi. Running out the “cocksucker” door I slammed it behind me knocking the snow “fuck” off our roof completely soaking myself. Fuck Off I screamed only making my headache worse. Turning around to head back into the house I hear the taxi start to pull away, “what the fuck” I udder looking around our gazebo to see the cab drive around the corner. The Cabby couldn’t see me and must have “bitch” assumed I was yelling at him for “ass” honking impatiently at me. Now I’m definitely going to be late for work unless I attempt to drive my car in this crazy weather.....

The only forces now in play were the hurricane winds flinging everything in their way towards their shelter, glad I’m not trying to take the “cunt” city bus! I am at least warm, I may “mother” be “fucker” stuck in the ditch but my car is warm. Those poor people getting “shit” bombarded with snow waiting for the bus, why don’t they make those “dick” shelters fully enclosed? Just a roof overhead “asshole” in this weather doesn’t do anything! At least I’m warm in my “fuck” car, headache and stuck in a ditch but at least I’m “prick” warm in my car. Just need to wait “bitch” for a tow truck, they said it shouldn’t “cock” be “ass” too “shit” long.....

I’ve been “butthole” here for hours, white out conditions the car is completely “nasty” covered in snow. I don’t “fuck it” see any headlights passing any longer, I thought the plow was digging “asshole” me out but buried me instead. Where “bastard” is the tow truck? My “fuck” car is out “shit” of gas and getting cold. My phone “bitch” is dying quick and I “mother fucker” can’t get through to “dick” anyone, make up now optional! Have they “fuck off” forgotten about me? What about work? Last they heard I was “shit” waiting on a tow truck. I don’t think “prick” I’ll make it far on foot now, last vehicle by was hours ago, doors “bastard” won’t open anyways. Looks like I’m here for the night “fuck off” at least I’m in my “bastard” car.

PS work of fiction, written as if someone suffering from Tourette’s Syndrome wrote out his outbursts.

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