Entry 21

The grandeous marble halls lay silent. Paintings, sculptures, exhibits layed throughout.

The earry silence is broken by a whir, and an incredibly stereoptypical british accent.

'Ahh yes, we'll stop here for a moment'.

The hover boards stop in an instant. Their gravity ion engines holding each man, woman and child up slightly off the marble floor.

'These are actually the dolls that killed Trump in the 2023 war of second independence'.

The crowd of people gasp a light gasp. A few holographic pictures are taken on their iphone xxl's. Instantly being beamed to their instagram accounts.

'Yes in fact, it was Kim Jong Un who actually hired these two twins.', the tour guide goes on. 'The Russian's actually invented them based off of all the data they mined from Facebook back in 2016. It's quite funny in fact. These doll's are basically the embodiment of the U.S.A. Everyone's hopes and dreams. And then they killed the President. Wild stuff really. Obviously Trump went down as the greatest President to ever live. The scratch marks there. Do you see?'

The crowd uses their IBM glasses to zoom in on the scratch marks on the doll. Considering none of them actually have eyes it's amazing what IBM have even done to make them be able to see. I mean the nuclear war of 2035 really should've destroyed the entrie existence of the human race.

'Those scratch marks actually came from President Trump as he was fighting for his life.' The crowd murmur and a few chuckle.

'Anyway. Moving on. Next we will actually find the full combat armor of Queen Elizabeth II. She got cyborg implants and fought during the Great Nuclear War'.