For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-93-5-minute-freewrite-sunday-prompt-fourth
Ah, that holiday of holidays, the fourth of February, when everyone celebrates the birth of our biggest industrial fishing operation. What a celebratory occasion. And thank goodness for the Friedmans. They really knew the joy in commemorating special occasions with unique fish slapping. You'll say, no it was Monty Python who established that tradition, but that's a myth. It's mere coincidence, like how the fourth of July is coincidentally several presidents' birthdays.
Moreover moreunder morebesides, there's a new sheriff in town, and she's forbidden fish slapping! How can she dare to take away our venerable tradition!? Luckily,
Inspired in tone by the onion.
I slapped a fish once and got finned for the slime. 🤔
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The authorities didn't believe my story but the local anglers were hooked, they thought that it was reely good and that I was a basket of laughs.
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I had to leave for work but I told them that I would be back on fry day. 🙄
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Oops, wrong blog lol.
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Nowhere is the wrong place for puns! But here's this week's pun challenge: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-31-come-join-the-fun-prizes-and-jokes-for-all
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I’m the purple banana squirrelfish herald of Marianne for today. Here’s the most recent prompt:
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-94-5-minute-freewrite-monday-prompt-a-kiss
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Hail, good sir!
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I was going to slap you with a trout but now that the sheriff forbid it I will use a purple squirrel.
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There oughta be an industrial squirreling operation!
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the comments are getting more and more fun to read lol Is the link you gave to deaconlee that newest challenge?
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Yes! And I put it in my freewrite link comment today, too
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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! That's MY birthday so I'm the Queen and I'm ALL that matters on that day!! Just ask my family LOLLL
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All hail the snook!
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The onion, eh? I haven't read that since college. I'm gunna have to do a throwback here in a minute...
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Oh yeah? Point me to it when it's ready!
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Nice post :) @improv
I am proud of you, keep on working.
It is not my intention to beg, but if you please please upvote my post as well. There is nothing wrong if we support each other. I know if you are a kind and helpful person :) @improv
https://steemit.com/life/@aaabangganteng/according-to-science-6-ways-can-make-you-like-many-people-without-having-to-rely-on-looks-f137b0a70c59b
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I don't mean to be rude, but why are you proud of me? It's just an odd phrase to use about a stranger.
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I know if you are a kind and helpful person :)
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And? Am I?
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Not the original commenter, but I'm proud of you for making homemade mead.
Hope it counts @improv.
I never made mead myself, so Kudos to you! :P
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Should be ready to try Tuesday. You coming over then?
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Awesome! I'm off work on Tuesday, so that's perfect! :D What time is good for you?
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7pmpst?
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Sounds good to me :D
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