This is getting ridiculous lmaoššš
I found this comment today:
SINCE THE DECISION to pull āBaby itās Cold Outsideā from its playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs are also on the chopping block.
How did our generation ever survive?
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn
- The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
- Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances
- White Christmas? Racist much?!
- Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when youāre sleeping? Knows when youāre awake? Peeping Tom stalker
- Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression - mental illness
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying
- Itās Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben
- Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail
- Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman
- Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired
- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
- Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse - PETA where are you?!
- Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
- Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get marriedā¦forced partnerships!!
- I'll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That's just Insensitive
- Grandma got ran over by a reindeer: Homicide. Extremely violent and promotes alcoholism.
Enjoy your day!
Steepshot