Fuck political correctness !

in fuck •  7 years ago 

Some days I just want to say these things ( not in any order ) : 

-  when your boss walks over and says that report is urgent !  I want to  To tell him to that off is the direction I'd like him to fuck ! 

- when someone asks me if I'm on facebook , what I really want to say is " bitch I'm on fuckbook !, not Facebook , it's been hangout since my fucking divorce ! 

- when the family law court judge looks at fathers who want the best for their kids as if they are criminals . Recently a judge in July 2017 asked me in Sydney " why I took my son to the doctor"? Without consulting with the mother ? . What I really wanted to say was " your honour your question is as fucked as your judgment motherfucker !!  Why does anyone go to a Doctor you fucking moron ??!  

-  I work with some pretty sexy women but there is this hot Aussie chick who loves my accent , and asks me out for a coffee all the time . I've been tempted so many times just to say " can we skip coffee and fuck ? I just want to do fuck you in the boardroom on the fucking Table . Obviously saying it wouldn't be a great idea , but every time I see  her the voice in my head is saying that ! - 

- When your brother in law ( who is usually a faggot of seismic proportions ) or ex brother in law in my case tries to tell me how lucky I was to have married his sister ..  my Wishlist reply is " your mother should have swallowed you asshole " 

- When on the first date a girl asks you " whats your idea of a romantic date "?  Likely answer : holding hands walking on the beach  on a moonlight night " 

The bromance answer " fucking you  on the beach " yes bitch that's my idea of a romantic first date !!!

- when people ask " what were you thinking ?" You want to say " I was thinking right from the middle of my fucking arsehole , that's why I got it wrong " 

- when some one asks me about my bucket list . Seriously isn't that such a fucking overrated thing ? All I say is I have a " fucket list " that never. Fucking ends !!! 


- This post is not intended to offend anyone , and even if it does , I will ![IMG_0978.JPG]()![IMG_0977.PNG]()file that under " fuck it " 

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Some of your posts tend to be a little bit offensive. Luckily, I am not easily offended! I am following.

Apologies ... just meant to be fun .

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Silly, I knew that hence that I am not easily offended. I am anti politically correct..mostly
Hey, I just followed you again. I did check it earlier but must not have took so redid it. Steemit has been acting up on me all day.

Thanks I think my mindset right now has a lot to do with my court battles .., the pain of seeing my young son suffer ... the best I do Id be there and support him ... but most times I'm over political correctness ..... cheers

I understand your level of fuckitedness. I too have gone through stages of fuckit. Some people don't get it, but fuck it right? You have a right to be you, as angry as that may be, or as sarcastic, or as offensive, whatever, fuck it. And the court battle, totally get that. I have lost contact with my kids now as I spent a year in jail (I go to trial Oct 30th for wearing a mask in public) and I was overseas in Iraq when she moved away, but fuck it, my kids will reach out one day. And so will yours. Keep your head up and don't let the fuck it bug get to you too much. Because "fuck it" can end up fucking you. Cheers mate.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

What great advice . Good luck with court !!! And Stay in touch with your kids !!