Funny joke

in fun •  7 years ago 

A kangaroo walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of all wounds."
The bartender does not know how he said this or why.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

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what a funny ti is!

Didn't you find it funny? ?

Hahaha

Funny joke isn't it

Yes

Meh.

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