Erchivo decides to treat himself and goes to a fancy restaurant. As he sits down, the waiter hands him the menu with an elegant smile.
— Sir, today’s menu features premium cuts, fresh seafood, and a selection of fine wines. What would you like to order?
Erchivo looks at the menu and starts sweating when he sees the prices. Finally, he asks:
— Excuse me… do you accept cryptocurrency payments?
The waiter nods politely and replies:
— Of course, sir. We accept Bitcoin, Ethereum, and more.
Erchivo gets excited and says:
— Great! Then bring me a full meal… but hurry, before the market crashes!
The waiter rushes to the kitchen. Five minutes later, Erchivo checks his phone and sees that the crypto market has dropped by 20%.
He sighs, stands up, and says:
— Uh… just bring me a glass of water. The market already ate my dinner!
