7 short Dirty jokes (part two)

in fun •  7 years ago 
  1. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
    After five years, your job will still suck.

  2. What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?
    Fucking hot!

  3. How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
    Call and tell her about it.

  4. Why do women have orgasms?
    Just another reason to moan, really.

  5. What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?
    You are the wind beneath my wings.

  6. How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
    As soon as you open it, you realise it’s half empty.

  7. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
    Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.

life is good! Remember not to take things personally or too seriously! Laughing is good for our health! ;)

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LMAO! That was funny!
Well, here's one for you:
How did the Lady react to Ed Sheeran when he sang , "I'm in love with your body" to her?

lol...dont know..?

She Ran!!!! LOL!!!!