Instead of a joke: The woman and the computer

Woman and computer:

Woman-Internet: You have to pay to get access to it.

The woman server: It's always busy when you need it.

The PowerPoint Woman: Ideal for presenting people at parties.

Woman-Excel: They say she can do many things, but you only use it for the main four actions.

Woman-Windows: You know there are many disadvantages, but you can not live without it

Woman-Word: Again and again, they surprise you and there is no one in the world who really understands it.

DOS-woman: Everyone already had it, but now nobody wants it.

Woman-Back-up: You think she has everything, but when it comes to the essence, you get the impression that something is missing.

The Woman-Scan Disc: We know he does good and just wants to help, but basically nobody knows what he really knows, and if we're honest, he's crazy about the nerves!

Woman-Screen Saver: Actually nothing works, but you like to look at it.

Woman-Hard Disc: It remembers everything, at any time of day and night.

Woman-Email: Of the ten things he tells you, nine are absolute nonsense.

Female-Virus: When you least expect it, it installs in your home and conquers it. If you try to uninstall it, you will miss many things; if you do not, you will lose everything.

Have a fun day :D

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