Post office

in fun •  7 years ago 

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A man goes looking for a job in the Canadian post office. The interviewer asks,
"Are you allergic to something?"
The man replies:
"Yes, to caffeine. I can not drink coffee.
"Ok, have you ever been in military service?"
Yes, I was on a mission in Afghanistan.
The interviewer says,
"This will bring you 5 extra points to the feature. And do you have any degree of disability?
Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost my two testicles.
The interviewer makes a grimace and writes Invalidity received in the service of the Motherland! This brings additional bonus points. Okay. According to the regulation, you have enough points to recruit you now. Our normal working hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 o'clock and plan your day to come at 10.
The man puzzled asks:
"When the working time is 8 to 4, why do I come in 10?
It's a state job. - says the interviewer.
"We've been drinking coffee for the first two hours, and we're scratching our balls. It does not make sense to come before 10.

Have a fun day :D

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