The Biggest Lies

• My wife does not understand me.
• I only drank a little, Officer.
• Try it, you'll like it.
• You've been lucky - this is the last piece.
• You look like thirty.
• Do not worry, ma'am, I'll be doing this work tomorrow morning.
• It will not hurt at all.
• You do not need any document - you have my honest word.
• The previous owner of the car was an elderly woman who used it only to go to market and church on Sunday.
• Size does not really matter.
• The river never goes out of its bed to flood this property.
• Tell me, "I promise not to be angry."
• The check is already in the mail.
• Will hear later.

Have a fun day :D

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