King Doot - MY 100TH POST!

This is something I wrote in response to a conversation from a Discord chat that happened the other day. I came up with a funny character ‘King Doot’, and used him to make a fun little story. It’s good, I guess? I don’t know. Respond with your doots.

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This was King Doot. 😀

King Doot was excited. 😁

He was so excited, he threw a party. 🎉

Now, some people didn’t know ❔

Where the party would go 🗺️

So they took the little critter 😁

And they made some apple fritters. 🍏

Then came a girl 👩

Who moved to this world 🌏

She saw the little critter 😃

And she ate the apple fritters. 🍎

King Doot was not pleased. 😡

He wanted to buy some bees. 🐝

But the store only gave him Zs. 💤

So the girl was confronted by the critter, 💢

Who said “Come on now, don’t eat my apple fritters!” 🍏

There are no more fritters, 🍎

What is the little critter 🤷

Gonna do without the fritters? 🍏

He then made the girl 👩

Who moved to this world 🌏

Show him their parents 👩‍👧

Who are obviously caring. 🏥

King Doot replied, 😎

“Do you have a wind chime?” 🎐

The parents said, “Yes, ✔️

And it is absolute best.” 🥇

The chime made a tone 🎵

All through their home 🏠

And within a split second 🕑

There was a beckon.💬

“The fritters! They’re back!” 🔙

The critter said, “Ack!” 😧

Too many apple fritters ⚖️

For the world of the critter. 🌏

The world fell dark 🌃

The sky was covered 📔

But the girl and the critter 😌

Had a lot of apple fritters 🍎

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Love,

Kilo