SCENE: My adolescent little girl and me in the auto.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most regularly utilized letter in a young lady's name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Quiet.) Please disclose to me you recognize what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You're unpleasant, Dad. Disregard it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, gracious … uh …
Me: sufficiently close. 
Hahaha
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