Corny Joke of the day, day#1

in fun •  7 years ago 

Corny Joke #1
What is the oldest fish?

What?

Century Tuna!

Corny Joke #2
What is older than Century Tuna?

What?

555 Tuna!

Corny Joke #3
What computer is singing?

What?

A-DELL e

Corny Joke #4
What do you think the songs of Centipede do not want?

What?

I have two hands, the left and the right

Corny Joke #5
person 1: What is your password bro?

person 2: mickymouseminimousedonaldduckdaisyduckgoofypluto

person 1: Why the length?

person 2: it say atleast 6 characters!

Corny Joke #6
What is a low-flying bat call?

What?

its LOWBAT

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