An Arab

in fun •  7 years ago 

An Arab at the airport:

  • Name?
  • Abdul al-Rhazib.
  • Sex?
  • Three to five times a week.
  • No, no... I mean male or female?
  • Male, female, sometimes camel.
  • Holy cow!
  • Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
  • But isn't that hostile?
  • Horse style, doggy style, any style!
  • Oh dear!
  • No, no! Deer run too fast!

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